The summer Jimmy (and Mo) caught the train

ENGLAND finished the Test summer on their lowest note since Kiwi head coach Brendon McCullum took charge in May 2022 after a woeful eight-wicket defeat to Sri Lanka at the Oval. 

Previously, it had looked as if England were going to be able to move on from the James Anderson era in impressive fashion by claiming a clean sweep of both home Test series against the West Indies and Sri Lanka. 

But the collective performance of the team against the Sri Lankans in the third Test smacked of the sort of arrogance of which England are probably often wrongly accused. 

Losing the toss for the third time in the series, the home side nevertheless reached a solid 221-3 at the end of a first day which was marred by bad light and the strange eagerness of umpires Chris Gaffaney and Joel Wilson to take the players off the pitch at the earliest opportunity. 

It meant ticket holders saw only 44 overs on a day of absolutely no rain in south London whatsoever - and it rightly reopened the debate over whether punters were getting sufficient value for money. 

Back to the match itself - and, on day two, England progressed to 261-3 but then proceeded to throw away their wickets with a series of loose shots, losing 7-64 to finish on a suboptimal total of 325. 

Following that, some outrageously attacking fields bordered on being somewhat disrespectful to Sri Lanka - while a further element of farce was introduced by umpires Gaffaney and Wilson in the seventh over. 

Examining their light meters, the officials insisted Chris Woakes finished his fourth set by bowling four balls of club-standard off-spin despite sunshine beginning to beam through the clouds.

Then, Gus Atkinson was allowed to take the next over and bowl at 88mph - and, considering this was meant to be elite sport, much of the action and officiating on display left a lot to be desired. 

Rather more satisfyingly, England produced a better performance with the ball at the start of day three to dismiss their opponents for 263 and gain a seemingly handy first innings lead of 62.

Here then was the chance for the home side to bat Sri Lanka out of the game and make a major stride towards that clean sweep of victories. 

Instead, England were 71-6 at the afternoon drinks break as left-arm seamer Vishwa Fernando began to swing the ball beautifully. 

Then that became 82-7 in front of a stunned Oval crowd before Jamie Smith, to his credit, made 67 in a fine counter-attacking effort to drag England's lead beyond 200 at tea. 

On a pitch offering plenty, a prime English bowling unit might have been able to defend the 219 runs required by Sri Lanka - but this extremely raw attack was badly exposed against the finesse of Pathum Nissanka. 

The opener carried his bat for a delightful Test career-best 127 to earn his country a memorable win, 26 years on from the triumph in their only other visit to the Oval in 1998.

By contrast, for England, this was a highly damaging defeat which effectively ended their already slim hopes of a maiden appearance in the World Test Championship final.

Now, it seems quite a while ago - even though the first home Test of the year did not take place until July to accommodate the ICC T20 World Cup which took place throughout June.

But Anderson's retirement remained the main story of an underwhelming Test season - one without a high-profile visitor to these shores and in which tickets went unsold while big sporting events such as the Olympics, Paralympics and European Championship happened elsewhere. 

Ahead of the first Test against the West Indies at Lord's, Anderson announced it would be his last after the England hierarchy stated explicitly that, in preparation for the next away Ashes series, he would not be considered for any squads beyond the end of the summer. 

In that sense, it was a slightly awkward departure - but, although the now 42-year-old felt he still had more to give, he also confirmed understood the decision and there were no hard feelings. 

This was a far more understated farewell than that of his long-time strike partner Stuart Broad, who retired against the old enemy Australia by scoring a six from his final ball with the bat and taking a wicket with his final ball, 

And, in itself, that was quite typical of Anderson. While Broad finished with a fantastic return of 604 wickets, he particularly relished Ashes contests and revelled in picking his moments. 

By contrast, Anderson was simply the embodiment of consistency. Indeed, the opposition did not seem to matter to him as long as he was taking wickets. 

Never the fastest, the Burnley Express made up for a lack of outright pace with a prodigious ability to swing and reverse swing the ball. Sometimes, in cloudy and humid conditions, he was pretty much unplayable. 

Anderson, though, was more than a mere one-trick pony - and it was obvious he worked hard at his craft throughout his career. 

Unusually for a pace bowler, his average - like a fine wine - continued to improve with age, and even in overseas conditions - the flatter decks of Australia and rank turners in the subcontinent - he was rarely less than miserly in controlling the run-rate on days when he could not be at his penetrative best. 

Strangely, on English soil for his final Test, Anderson was in fact not quite at his best as, perhaps for once, the emotion of the occasion got the better of him. 

It certainly was not the West Indies batting outfit - and, even in this rather quiet conclusion to his career, he still took 1-26 and 3-32 to finish on an incredible 704 Test scalps. 

On the all-time list, Jimmy from Burnley sits third with only two spinners - Muttiah Muralitharan of Sri Lanka (800) and the late Aussie great Shane Warne (708) - above him. 

Now, the strain on the body and the sheer plethora of opportunities available in the game for pace bowlers to swan off to less physically demanding and money-rich T20 competitions means that Anderson's record might never be beaten. 

However, Anderson loved the elongated struggle provided by First Class cricket - and, despite the positive results for England this summer, his longevity and consistency leaves a massive hole to fill. 

In fairness, there are some signs that England will be able finally to move on from the Anderson-Broad axis.

Surrey fast-bowler Atkinson enjoyed a dream debut, taking 7-45 and 5-61 for match figures of 12-106, as England blew away the West Indies for 121 and 136 in the first Test at Lord's. 

More remarkably still, Atkinson produced this effort despite playing while the speeding driver who killed his mother in a crash was being sentenced at Southwark Crown Court to eight-and-a-half years in prison.

And, commendably, the 26-year-old continued to take wickets throughout the summer to finish the home Test season on 34 scalps at an average of 20.17. 

Thankfully, for the sake of cricket, the second Test against the Windies at Trent Bridge was slightly more competitive as the visitors registered a score of 457 - and even took a first innings lead of 41 runs. 

On a good wicket in Nottingham, though, England also made hay with the bat, scoring 400+ scores in both innings for the first time in history as Ollie Pope (121), Joe Root (122) and Harry Brook (109) all reached three figures during the match. 

Inevitably, the resulting chase of 385 proved far too much for the West Indies as young spinner Shoaib Bashir made his first major contribution in an England shirt with a match-winning 5-41. 

As such, Bashir notably became - at the age of 20 years and 279 days - the youngest England bowler to take a five-wicket haul in a home Test, coincidentally taking that record from Anderson. 

In the third Test at Edgbaston, West Indies - merely trying to salvage some pride - elected to bat in the third Test at Edgbaston, but could only produce another under-par effort of 282 in the first innings. 

The second innings was even tougher for the men from the Caribbean as Mark Wood (5-40) proved far too hot to handle - and openers Ben Duckett and skipper Ben Stokes were able easily to knock off the runs for a 10-wicket victory inside three days.

Stokes had opened the batting for only the second time in his Test career after Zak Crawley fractured a finger in the field. 

By the time that the Sri Lanka series came around, though, Stokes too was injured after tearing his left hamstring while playing for the Northern Superchargers in the truly lamentable Hundred competition.

That meant instead that Dan Lawrence came in at the top of the order - but the 27-year-old middle-order man rarely looked comfortable in the role and scored just 120 runs at an average of 20, with a top score of 35.

Lawrence was not alone in his struggles. Brook disappointed for the first time in a series while stand-in skipper Ollie Pope seemed slightly overawed by the position and his form suffered badly until his 154 in a losing cause. 

Consequently, the batting unit was again more often than not propped up by Root - and his twin tons in the second Test against Sri Lanka at Lord's took him above Sir Alastair Cook to the top of the list of England century-makers in the format. 

Root now has 34 Test centuries and 12,402 runs - and his uncharacteristic failure to produce a significant score in the third Test defeat only served to emphasise just how greatly England rely upon their former captain. 

Wicket-keeper Smith at least can hold his head up following a more than decent start to his own Test career. 

Consistently smart behind the stumps with his glovework, the 24-year-old also made significant contributions with the bat including a maiden Test century in the first Test at Old Trafford to take that match away from Sri Lanka. 

Indeed, this was still a largely successful summer for an England team which is clearly in transition - and too much introspection for a side in development can be just as damaging as too little. 

Not that there is a lot of time for a deep analysis in any case. The Test team are back in action in just 26 days on 7 October in a three-match tour of Pakistan ahead of a further three games away in New Zealand before Christmas. 

And, prior to all that, England take on Australia in three home T20 Internationals and five One-Day Internationals in a series of matches which will begin today and end on 29 September as mid-autumn approaches. 

The main significance of the white-ball matches is that they will be the first for the team under McCullum after the 42-year-old replaced tactical dunce Matthew Mott

Unsurprisingly, McCullum has already moved to put his own stamp on the squads - and there is no room for 37-year-old Moeen Ali. 

Moeen took the decision upon his omission to retire from international cricket - but, while he cannot boast the sort of figures achieved by Anderson, his tally of 204 Test wickets included a dozen in the successful 2015 Ashes series. 

Meanwhile, Moeen's willingness to bat anywhere in the order made him a key figure over the years in white-ball squads - and he played a part in the triumphant 2019 Cricket World Cup and 2022 T20 World Cup tournaments. 

Nevertheless, with little room for sentiment, the Bazball revolution continues unabated - and, despite the patchy results and some annoying performances, it has been largely good couple of years following the staid tactics of Chris Silverwood. 

But, with all of the teams united once again under one coach and an Ashes series just over a year away, the McCullum era really has now begun to enter the phase on which it truly will be judged. 


RESULTS

	WEST INDIES • England won the series 3-0
10-14 July	England 371 beat West Indies 121 & 136 by an innings and 114 runs	Lord's
18-21 July	England 416 & 425 beat West Indies 457 & 143 by 241 runs	Trent Bridge
26-28 July	England 376 & 87-0 beat West Indies 282 & 175 by 10 wickets	Headingley
	SRI LANKA • England won the series 2-1
21-24 August	England 358 & 205-5 beat Sri Lanka 236 & 326 by five wickets	Old Trafford
29 August -1 September	England 427 & 251 beat Sri Lanka 196 & 292 by 190 runs	Lord's
6-9 September	Sri Lanka 263 & 219-2 beat England 325 & 156 by eight wickets	The Oval

FIXTURES

	AUSTRALIA • Fixtures
11 September	FIRST T20  (D/N)	Southampton
13 September	SECOND T20  (D/N)	Cardiff
15 September	THIRD T20  (D/N)	Old Trafford
19 September	FIRST ODI  (D/N)	Trent Bridge
21 September	SECOND ODI	Headingley
24 September	THIRD ODI  (D/N)	Chester-le-Street
27 September	FOURTH ODI  (D/N)	Lord's
29 September	FIFTH ODI	Bristol

	PAKISTAN • Fixtures
7-11 October	FIRST TEST	Multan
15-19 October	SECOND TEST	Karachi
24-28 October	THIRD TEST	Rawalpindi
	NEW ZEALAND • Fixtures
27 November- 1 December	FIRST TEST	Christchurch
5-9 December	SECOND TEST	Wellington
13-17 December	THIRD TEST	Hamilton

Broad signs off in style as Ashes series ends drawn

STUART BROAD produced a picture-book ending to his cricket career by taking the last two Australian wickets as England won the fifth Test to draw a thrilling Ashes series.

Broad, in fact, became the only cricketer in Test history to score a six from his final delivery with the bat and take a wicket with his very last ball.

Alex Carey was Broad's final victim edging behind a classic delivery shortly after Todd Murphy had done similarly, as Australia fell 50 runs short of their target.

Such a conclusion to Broad's career came as no great surprise really.

The 37-year-old sits proudly in fifth place on the list of all-time leading Test wicket-takers with 604 scalps.

But, much more than that, Broad particularly seemed to love singlehandedly winning matches by getting his wickets in great big bunches.

From his 6-17 at the Wanderers in Johannesburg to dismiss South Africa for 83 in 2016 to his 5-5 against India at Trent Bridge in 2011 in a spell which included a hat-trick, Broad knew almost instinctively when to pick his moment.

Most of all, though, Broad loved to bowl at the Aussies - and his 6-22 at Chester-le-Street in 2013 was merely an aperitif for what followed at his home ground two years later.

On a beautiful bright August morning at Trent Bridge, Broad simply destroyed Australia, taking 8-15 having at one stage enjoyed figures of 5-6.

With the Baggy Greens 2-1 down and 60 all out before lunch on the first day of the fourth Test, he had effectively decided the course of the Ashes.

This time at the Oval, it was not quite one of those great big bunches as the two wickets served to end an afternoon of frustration - but it was really no surprise that they came together to finish the match.

Annoyingly, Australia had already retained the Ashes urn after preserving their 2-1 lead at Old Trafford where downpours allowed for only 30 overs to be bowled on the last two days.

Defeat in south London, though, leaves the Aussies still without an outright series win on English soil since 2001.

Back then, 22 years ago, Australia remained in the midst of an utterly dominant period as they won eight consecutive Ashes series - four at home and four away - between 1989 and 2003.

Indeed, the 4-1 evisceration of England by Steve Waugh's side in 2001 was perhaps the purest demonstration of their complete supremacy - and only the exploits of Mark Butcher prevented England from suffering the ignominy of a home whitewash.

By contrast, this time, Australia have been really rather stealthy in taking home the urn.

After all, England scored more runs than their opponents by a margin of 3,079 to 3,010, and also took 93 Australian wickets compared to the tourists' tally of 85.

The top run-scorer in the series might have been an Aussie - Usman Khawaja - who adapted better to English conditions than he has in the past to rack up an aggregate of 496 runs at an average of 49.60.

But the only other three batsmen to top 400 runs in the series were all English as Zak Crawley (480 runs at 53.33) enjoyed his best spell so far in an England shirt alongside Joe Root (412 at 51.50) and Ben Stokes (405 at 45.00).

The top wicket-taker was also an Australian as Mitchell Starc's 8-182 at the Oval lifted him above Broad with 23 scalps to 22.

Ultimately, though, England more than competed in this facet too as the combined totals of Chris Woakes (19) and Mark Wood (14) fell just one short of matching Pat Cummins (18) and Josh Hazlewood (16), despite the Englishmen playing fewer matches.

Certainly then, this has been a series decided by extremely fine margins - and the whole contest perhaps even came down to Stokes's declaration on 393-8 towards the end of the first day of the first Test at Edgbaston.

Root stood tall on 118 not out but was not allowed to continue as Stokes sought quick wickets at the end of Day One which never came.

Eventually, England had to work hard on Day Two just to dismiss Australia for 386, a meagre lead of seven runs heading into the second innings. Then, in tough batting conditions, the hosts were all out for 273.

It was not a straightforward chase by any measure - and, at 227-8, it actually looked as if Australia would fall short of their target of 281.

But steely Aussie skipper Cummins produced an assured knock of 44 not out to leave his counterpart Stokes surely ruing his rather reckless first-day declaration.

The second Test at Lord's was a little more clear-cut as Australia made the most of their lead of 91 on first innings to prevail by 43 runs despite a gallant ton from Stokes.

Those are the bare facts of that match - but the Test will be probably best remembered for the incident on the fifth day which, remarkably, served to riled up the most genteel crowd in world cricket.

Wicketkeeper Carey had noticed his opposite number Jonny Bairstow walking out of his crease after balls which he had left - so, when the Yorkshireman did just that from a ball by Cameron Green in the middle of the morning session, the Aussie gloveman threw down the stumps.

The controversy derived from the interpretation of Law 20.1.1.1 which states that the ball is dead when it is finally settled in the hands of the wicketkeeper or of the bowler.

In fairness to Carey, though, he released the ball quickly before Bairstow had moved in anticipation that he would again leave his ground.

And so, while the slightly underhand nature of the wicket was not exactly within the spirit of the game, it was also criminally dozy cricket from Bairstow.

At 193-6, England were heading for a heavy defeat - but the Bairstow controversy actually served to galvanise the home side and Stokes in particular.

The skipper quickly moved into top gear and thrashed the ball to all corners, smacking nine fours and nine sixes in his eventual total of 155.

Australian thoughts surely will have drifted back to the previous Ashes series in England when Stokes, batting for exactly an hour with last-man Jack Leach, almost singlehandedly won the match at Headingley.

Leach famously finished on one not out from 17 balls in support of Stokes's unbeaten 135 - but, this time, the skipper's counter-attack ended with a top-edge and England still 64 runs short, before Broad and Ollie Robinson quickly followed.

There was some unexpected resistance from Josh Tongue - but, without talisman Stokes, it felt only a matter of time and Tongue was duly cleaned up by Starc for 19.

The series had moved apace and the 2-0 lead for Australia left the third Test as must-win for England.

Incredibly, it was another rollercoaster Test match at Headingley as England came out on top by a narrow three-wicket margin.

Man-of-the-match Wood, having recovered from a customary niggle which had until then kept him out of the team, made an immediate impact, taking 5-34 as Australia were bowled out for 263 after tea on the first day.

England struggled in response, however - and Cummins claimed 6-91 in reply as Australia took forward a 26-run lead on first innings.

But, in a truly topsy-turvy contest, Australia were reduced to 116-4 at the end of the second day.

There followed the first of many rain delays across the summer, interruptions which would threaten to mar the remainder of the series.

Play on the third day, in fact, was delayed until after tea - but the England bowlers came out firing, and Ben Duckett and Crawley were batting by close of play.

Resuming on day four on 27-0 with a target of 251, England then engaged in something of a white-knuckle ride, scoring at around five per over while losing wickets regularly.

At 230-7, still 21 runs short, England lost their last recognised batsman as Harry Brook - having made a fine 75 - top-edged to Cummins off Starc despite a minor collision on the catch between the two Aussies.

However, this time, Durham fast-bowler Wood made a crucial intervention with the bat - and, alongside Woakes, guided England to victory and reduced their series arrears to 2-1.

For the most part, the fourth match in Manchester also went to plan for England.

Australia were sent into bat and were dismissed for 317 early on day two - and then, despite the early wicket of Duckett, England again scored at over five per over to finish the day 67 runs ahead on 384-4.

On this occasion especially, England had good reason to score quickly, even by their own Baz-ball standards, with bad weather expected ahead of the Test.

As such, it came as something of a surprise that Stokes waited for England to be dismissed for 592, their highest score at home against Australia since a total of 595-5 at Edgbaston in 1985.

It brought a mammoth lead of 275 - but, in these circumstances, a first innings declaration would have been far more prudent than the decision made at 398-8 on a decent pitch.

Rain in Manchester ultimately only gave England a limited chance to get at Australia with 71 overs bowled on the afternoon of the third day, and the afternoon and evening of the fourth day.

Rather ridiculously, the match on that fourth day threatened to descend into something of a farce when, having convinced the umpires of the need of a change of ball, England were almost immediately restricted to bowling only their spinners due to bad light.

Of course, that decision was determined by clownish sunglasses-wearing arbiter Joel Wilson who has long stolen a living in his role.

In any case, the dreadful Manchester weather meant there was little, in truth, which England could have done. Thanks a bunch, Manchester...

In the fifth Test, Australia - upon winning the toss for the first time in the series - inserted England and squeaked out a narrow 12-run lead on first innings.

Nevertheless, the approach of the two teams - which had been markedly different throughout the summer - was laid completely bare across the first two days.

Whereas England made their total of 283 in 54.4 overs at a startling run-rate of 5.17 per over, Australia at times almost ground to a halt in their reply.

The tourists' 295 came off 103.1 overs at a rate of 2.85, and Marnus Labuschagne - who dawdled to nine runs off 82 balls before edging Wood to a magnificent catch by Root - was especially guilty of being happy to let the game drift.

True, not everything in Test cricket needs to be crash, bang, wallop in the Baz-ball style.

But Labuschagne, who is a more than competent batsman, was so self-indulgent in that innings that it could only be described as anti-cricket.

Thankfully, England improved on their first effort at the second attempt as Crawley, Root and Bairstow all contributed half centuries to an impressive total of 395.

Still, though, the pitch was playing well and the Aussies sauntered to 135-0 when yet more rain brought a premature end to Day Four.

At the juncture of a further delay on Day Five, Australia were 238-3 and well more than half the way to their target.

However, England emerged refreshed from the break - and, after getting a dud of a ball changed by the umpires, Woakes especially found some fine swing, and Australia ended up losing all 10 wickets for 194 runs inside 54 overs.

It was only right, though, that it was Broad who had the final word - and there can be few players in the long history of the game who have combined pure skill and unbridled desire as well as he did.

Go well then, Stuart Christopher John Broad. England - and indeed cricket - will miss you. 

FIRST TEST 16 June-20 June		ENGLAND	393-8dec & 273	▪️ AUSTRALIA won by two wickets
Edgbaston		AUSTRALIA	386 & 282-8
SECOND TEST 28-June-2 July		ENGLAND	325 & 327	▪️ AUSTRALIA won by 43 runs
Lord's		AUSTRALIA	416 & 279
THIRD TEST 6 July-9 July		ENGLAND	237 & 254-7	▪️ ENGLAND won by three wickets
Headingley		AUSTRALIA	263 & 224
FOURTH TEST 19 July-23 July		ENGLAND	592	▪️ DRAWN
Old Trafford		AUSTRALIA	317 & 214-5
FIFTH TEST 27 July-31 July		ENGLAND	283 & 395	▪️ ENGLAND won by 49 runs
The Oval		AUSTRALIA	295 & 334

CENTURIES

▪️ 189 Zak Crawley (England) in the fourth Test at Old Trafford
▪️ 155 Ben Stokes (England) in the second Test at Lord's
▪️ 141 Usman Khawaja (Australia) in the first Test at Edgbaston
▪️ 118* Joe Root (England) in the first Test at Edgbaston
▪️ 118 Mitchell Marsh (Australia) in the third Test at Headingley
▪️ 111 Marnus Labuschagne (Australia) in the fourth Test at Old Trafford
▪️ 110 Steve Smith (Australia) in the second Test at Lord's

FIVE-WICKET HAULS

▪️ 6-91 Pat Cummins (Australia) in the third Test at Headingley
▪️ 5-34 Mark Wood (England) in the third Test at Headingley
▪️ 5-62 Chris Woakes (England) in the fourth Test at Old Trafford
▪️ 5-78 Mitchell Starc (Australia) in the third Test at Headingley
▪️ 5-126 Josh Hazlewood (Australia) in the fourth Test at Old Trafford

Ashes alive after England win Headingley nail-biter

ENGLAND kept the Ashes alive with a tight victory at Headingley by three wickets to reduce their series arrears to 2-1.

It was a third nail-biting finale of the summer after similar knife-edge chases by Australia in the first Test at Edgbaston and England in the second Test at Lord's. 

Australia were successful in their pursuit while England were 44 runs short at the Home of Cricket to leave the series at 2-0 to the Aussies.

As holders, the Baggy Greens had made the ideal start - and, even just a draw at Leeds would have been enough for them to retain the urn.

The third Test at Headingley had therefore become a must-win for the hosts.

Sent into bat after losing a third toss in a row, Australia soon found themselves reduced to 85-4 as David Warner (4), Usman Khawaja (13), Marnus Labuschagne (21) and Steve Smith (22) all fell cheaply.

But the unheralded Travis Head and Mitchell Marsh almost took the tourists to Tea without further damage when, on the stroke of the interval, the latter nicked Chris Woakes behind.

Still, Marsh had made 118 by then at exactly a run-per-ball and had made Joe Root pay for dropping him on 12 early in his innings.

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Infuriatingly, for home fans, this was nothing new - and sloppiness from England is, frankly, a major reason for the Aussies' series lead.

In the field, England have dropped 18 catches - with Root in the slips guilty of shelling six alone.

Meanwhile, wicketkeeper Jonny Bairstow has had a torrid time behind the stumps, missing seven chances including an easy stumping.

Ben Foakes would appear to be a ready-made replacement, even if Bairstow was still retained as a batsman.

However, the Surrey glove-man remains out-of-favour with the team selection for the fourth Test next week at Old Trafford already confirmed.

Bairstow can consider himself pretty fortunate to have retained his place - although, to be fair, he still has some credit in the bank following his heroics last summer against New Zealand and India.

In this series, though, he averages just 23.50, a figure which can be partly attributed to his controversial stumping by Alex Carey in second innings at Lord's.

Carey had noticed Bairstow walking out of his crease after balls which he had left so, when the Yorkshireman did just that from a ball by Cameron Green, the Aussie keeper threw down the stumps.

The controversy derives from Law 20.1.1.1 which states that the ball is dead when it is finally settled in the hands of the wicket-keeper or of the bowler.

In fairness to Carey, though, he released the ball quickly before Bairstow had moved in anticipation that he would again leave his ground.

Perhaps, in the interests of the spirit of the game and to avoid the rather unexpected barracking which they received in the usually genteel Long Room at Lord's, Australia could have used the incident to serve a warning before withdrawing their appeal.

Regardless, though, it was dozy cricket from Bairstow - and, indeed, far more worthy of a wicket than the catch claimed by Mitchell Starc when he had slid the ball with his hand along the ground on the previous evening.

In terms of other head-scratching moments, the decision of skipper Ben Stokes to declare at 393-8 on the very first day of the series has also come in for criticism, particularly as Root was in control at the crease on 118 not out.

True, it meant Australia had to survive a tricky period before the close of play - but they duly did survive - and it seemed instead that England had failed to heed the lessons of their defeat to New Zealand in February.

That match at the Basin Reserve in Wellington brought another first innings declaration by Stokes - but, after the Black Caps made 483 in their second knock, England ended up short in the chase by a single run. 

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Back to the vital third Test - and, with Marsh removed by the last ball before Tea, England resumed after the break re-energised.

Mark Wood (5-34) prompted a collapse of 6-23 as Australia were bundled out for 263 - but, unfortunately, the wickets did not end there.

Just before the close, England lost Zak Crawley (33) to finish the day on 68-3 with Ben Duckett (2) and Harry Brook (3) having earlier barely troubled the scoreboard.

Then, on the second morning, it got worse. From the second ball of the day, Root was caught at first slip by Warner off skipper Pat Cummins and Bairstow could only make a dozen before nicking Starc to Smith at second slip.

England were 87-5 and even first innings parity looked a long way off.

But, to his great credit, Stokes (80) intervened to play a truly great captain's knock, scoring steadily with Moeen Ali and Woakes before Wood also brought fireworks with the bat.

The Ashington-born fast bowler hit 24 off just eight balls - and Stokes then joined the fun by hitting Starc for three consecutive boundaries before twice cracking successive sixes off the bowling of spinner Todd Murphy.

Eventually, England were bowled out for 237, a mere 26-run deficit when it had looked as if it was going to be a lot worse.

Indeed, with Warner - removed by Broad for the 17th time in Tests - and Labuschagne (33), Smith (2) and Khawaja (43) again gone early, there was little at that point to choose between both teams.

Head and Marsh guided the Aussies to stumps as the lead neared 150 - and, in the Yorkshire drizzle, much of day three was an exercise in frustration.

In the end, there was actually more play than expected - enough time, in fact, for the express pace of Wood to bowl out the Aussies for 224, which left England with a target of 251.

Crawley and fellow opener Duckett eased England unscathed to 27-0 at the close of play - but, in truth, it was never going to be a straightforward chase, even though the pitch clearly held no demons.

Four overs after Lunch on day four, England were 171-6, still 80 runs short, after Bairstow completed a miserable Test by dragging an attempted drive off Starc onto his stumps.

Thankfully, though, Brook was still there - and the Keighley-born right-hander on his home ground settled into a good rhythm with Woakes to put on 59 for the seventh wicket.

Brook departed for 75 with 21 still required to leave the door open for one final twist if the Aussies were able to run through the tail.

By then, though, Woakes had played himself in and he provided the perfect foil for the more aggressive Wood who added 16 runs off eight balls to make it 40 off 16 in the match.

Nevertheless, it was Woakes who deservedly hit the winning runs with a confident drive through point to ensure England kept the Ashes alive.

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Remarkably, in the eight Ashes series - four home and four away - between 1989 and 2002-03, England won just one live Ashes Test, the first match at Edgbaston in 1997.

That series still finished 3-2 to Australia - but, in fairness, over the past 20 years, the overall contest has been more evenly matched.

At home, England are unbeaten in the contest since 2001 with four wins and a draw in the intervening 22 years.

However, Down Under, there have been two whitewashes of England in 2006-07 and 2013-14 - and another two 4-0 results in the Aussies' favour in 2017-18 and 2021-22.

In truth, Australia remain strong favourites for this Ashes series as well - they have lost all three tosses, generally have had the worst of the conditions, and yet still lead 2-1.

Moreover, the only side in Ashes history to win from 2-0 down were the Australians in 1936-37 with a team featuring a certain Donald Bradman.

But at least this time, with this attacking line-up and mindset, England have given themselves a chance - and, in never settling for the draw, it is win-win or bust between now and the end of July. 

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Baz-ball faces its biggest Test of all in Ashes

A RESURGENT England team begin their quest to regain the Ashes today against the newly-crowned World Test champions Australia.

England have not held the Ashes for almost six years now with successive 4-0 thrashings in the 2017-18 and 2021-22 away series having sandwiched a 2-2 draw at home in 2019.

On the other hand, the last time that an Aussie team won an Ashes series on English soil outright was back in 2001, with four England victories and that draw in the intervening 22 years.

Nevertheless, only 14 months ago when Joe Root stepped down as captain, any chance of a competitive series this summer looked extremely slim.

England had departed Australia in January 2022 in a complete mess - and matters got worse again on the next tour against West Indies as Root's team collapsed to 120 all out in the third Test in Grenada to lose the series 1-0.

That defeat spelled the end for the Yorkshireman's difficult tenure as captain, and - without a skipper, head coach, chief selector or a managing director - England were frankly in complete disarray.

Suddenly, though, at the start of the summer of 2022, Baz-ball arrived.

Led by new head coach Brendan McCullum and his freshly-appointed, similarly-minded skipper Ben Stokes, England began to determine their own fate by attacking with the bat and setting aggressive fields.

Last summer, it felt like just about anything could be chased down in the fourth innings even though it is meant to be the toughest period to bat due to the wear of the pitch.

Indeed, England reached targets of 277, 299 and 296 against New Zealand, and 378 in the rearranged match against India, with a ridiculous amount of ease.

The good form continued into the winter as England toured Pakistan for the first time in 17 years - and, in less than three weeks, more than doubled their number of Test wins there in history.

A 3-0 series triumph featured yet more blistering batting, peaking at an average rate of 7.37 runs per over in the second innings of the first Test as England pushed for victory after the teams' first innings suggested a high-scoring draw was on the cards.

Further victories in Multan and Karachi meant that, having only ever previously recorded two Test wins in Pakistan in 1961 and 2000, Stokes's side had brought the total number of match triumphs by an England team there to five.

In fact, altogether, the hosts head into the Ashes with 10 wins in their last 12 Tests under Stokes and McCullum - a sequence which represents quite the turnaround after having tasted success in only one of their previous 17 under Root.

Certainly, though, Australia will be formidable opponents over the next six-and-a-bit weeks.

The Baggy Greens have only lost Test series against India since 2018, although there have been three such defeats, including a 2-1 home reverse in 2020-21 when an injury-ravaged Indian team recovered from being 1-0 down after the first match when they crumbled to 36 all out.

Nevertheless, earlier this month, the Aussies comfortably beat their bogey team in the World Test Championship final at the Oval after dominating from the very first ball - and, as such, will be as battle-hardened as touring sides get nowadays.

Meanwhile, England had the far easier task of beating a rather weak offering from Ireland which they did easily, despite fielding back-up bowler Matthew Potts and debutant Josh Tongue alongside Stuart Broad and Jack Leach.

Unsurprisingly, with the ailing Jofra Archer ruled out of the entire series, Ollie Robinson previously troubled by a sore ankle, and James Anderson turning 41 at the end of July, England did not want to risk causing further damage to their bowling options. 

On that matter, it was a perfect match for skipper Stokes. Still nursing a niggly knee injury, the 32-year-old remarkably became the first captain in Test history neither to bat, bowl, or keep wicket at any stage in the proceedings.

But then came the sort of news which England had been fearing. On 4 June, spinner Leach announced he was out of the whole Ashes series after sustaining a stress fracture to the lower back.

It is a real shame for Leach who had played in every Tests under McCullum and benefited from the greater confidence shown in his ability by Stokes compared to predecessor Root.

Moeen Ali has stepped into the breach and confidently asserted that Baz-ball will also suit his style.

"I spoke to Stokesy about how he talked to batters and there's no question marks over any shots you play; that gives me licence to play a few more rash shots I guess," said Moeen.

"Even with the ball, [Stokes is] more on the aggressive side. I know I go for runs but he knows there's also some wicket-taking deliveries in between, which is all he cares about really."

Nevertheless, the 35-year-old will still be under pressure to improve his distinctly average record against Australia which, even on home soil, reads 15 wickets in six matches at an average of 47.86.

By contrast, Aussie skipper Pat Cummins has an embarrassment of bowling riches at his disposal, including himself of course - to the extent that either Mitchell Starc or Josh Hazlewood will struggle to make the cut.

Instead, Cummins is likely to line-up alongside Starc or Hazlewood, experienced spinner Nathan Lyon, and medium-fast Scott Boland who was a remarkable find during the last Ashes series.

Boland might not have express pace but he looks perfect for classic English conditions favouring swing and seam.

Then again, Stokes has requested "fast, flat" pitches rather than traditional English green-tops with the aim of taking advantage of his side’s batting prowess.

But, while these surfaces have obvious benefits for performance with the bat, they will also make even the strongest bowling unit toil.

And, if England are weakened by further injuries on this front, there could be some particularly painful afternoon ahead this summer, watching the likes of Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne rack up the runs.

Now, regardless of all that, a fully-fit England team - at their Baz-ball best - is genuinely capable of blowing away even this talented Aussie outfit.

However, fears of an England implosion are never too far away - and, of all the Australian sides to visit these shores since the heydey of Steve Waugh, Shane Warne and Glenn McGrath, this particular squad appears to be best-placed to deliver that long-awaited away win.

Excitingly, if both teams play to their maximum, this really could be one of the all-time great Ashes series, akin to 2005.

But perhaps the biggest unknown is just how Baz-ball tactics stand up against an opponent who will simply refuse to take a backward step, especially as England appear to be vulnerable to a mid-series injury crisis. 

FIRST TEST 16 June-20 June		ENGLAND	393-8dec & 273	▪️ AUSTRALIA won by two wickets
Edgbaston		AUSTRALIA	386 & 282-8
SECOND TEST 28-June-2 July		ENGLAND	325 & 327	▪️ AUSTRALIA won by 43 runs
Lord's		AUSTRALIA	416 & 279
THIRD TEST 6 July-10 July		ENGLAND	237 & 254-7	▪️ ENGLAND won by three wickets
Headingley		AUSTRALIA	263 & 224
FOURTH TEST 19 July-23 July		ENGLAND	592	▪️ DRAWN
Old Trafford		AUSTRALIA	317 & 214-5
FIFTH TEST 27 July-31 July		ENGLAND	283 & 395	▪️ ENGLAND won by 49 runs
The Oval		AUSTRALIA	295 & 334

SQUADS

ENGLAND  ▪️  Ben Stokes (c), Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Harry Brook, Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Dan Lawrence, Ollie Pope (wk), Matthew Potts, Ollie Robinson, Joe Root, Josh Tongue, Chris Woakes, Mark Wood

AUSTRALIA  ▪️  Pat Cummins (c), Scott Boland, Alex Carey (wk), Cameron Green, Marcus Harris, Josh Hazlewood, Travis Head, Josh Inglis (wk), Usman Khawaja, Marnus Labuschagne, Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Marsh, Todd Murphy, Jimmy Peirson (wk), Matt Renshaw, Steve Smith, Mitchell Starc, David Warner

Bairstow stokes the fire for recovering England

ENGLAND v NEW ZEALAND • ENGLAND WON THE SERIES 3-0

2-6 June	1 England 141 & 279-5 beat New Zealand 132 & 285 by five wickets	Lord's
10-14 June	2 England 539 & 299-5 beat New Zealand 553 & 284 by five wickets	Trent Bridge
23-27 June	3 England 360 & 296-3 beat New Zealand 329 & 326 by seven wickets	Headingley

JONNY BAIRSTOW obliterated New Zealand on the final day of the second Test at Trent Bridge yesterday as England secured a first Test series victory for 17 months. 

Bairstow struck 136 off 92 balls and, along with new skipper Ben Stokes, launched a ferocious attack on the Black Caps' bowlers.

England resumed after tea on the final day requiring 160 off 38 overs - and, at this stage, a win for either side was still possible.

Perhaps, instead, the match would drift towards the draw to which it had appeared to be meandering for most of the first four days on a pitch which played true throughout.

Immediately, though, that concept was dismissed by Bairstow and Stokes - though especially Bairstow.

Sixes and fours, fours and sixes. England smashed 59 runs off the first 24 balls after the interval - but this was no short-term assault.

In the first over after tea, the required rate fell below four per over for the first time. 

Fours and sixes, sixes and fours. By 4.22pm, only 22 minutes after the break, the requirement was below three per over. 

Even then, when "normal" Test batting might have sufficed, England did not let up - and this match set a Test record for the most boundaries with 250 in total.

There was an unexpected interruption to this complete battering in the 46th over when Bairstow was caught behind having earlier missed the opportunity to become the fastest Test century scorer for England by a single ball.

Gilbert Jessop - who still holds that record after his ton off 75 balls against Australia at the Oval in 1902 - will sleep easily tonight... particularly as he died in 1955.

In the absence of Bairstow, Stokes himself stepped up and ended up hitting an unbeaten 75 off 70 balls.

Indeed, at 5.06pm - just an hour after tea - the required rate had been reduced, rather ridiculously, to below one run per over. 

During the closing stages of this incredible chase, England remained fluent, if not quite as fierce as when Bairstow was at the crease - and wicketkeeper Ben Foakes played calmly in protection of England's long tail. 

Appropriately, though, it was skipper Stokes - with a magnificent cut through extra cover - who secured successive excellent wins under his short tutelage.

Of course, Bairstow will get the plaudits - and deservedly so for his unforgettable knock.

But, while former captain Joe Root is still a massive key part to this team with the bat, there is little chance under his leadership that England will have made such a concerted effort to go after 299 in 72 overs.

The evidence of that came just 12 months ago in June 2021, also against New Zealand, when England crawled to 170-3 off 70 overs having been set a target of 273.

Former skipper Nasser Hussain bemoaned the total lack of intent shown from England who failed to win either home series last year.

Hard on the back of a difficult summer came another away Ashes mauling - and a miserable series defeat in the West Indies when, after two draws, England were bowled out for 120 in their second innings in Barbados.

Consequently, ahead of the first Test at Lord's in this series, England had won only one of their past 17 Test matches in a sequence dating back to February 2021.

Root, with huge regret and frustration, stepped down from the position of skipper - and he can be forever proud that he never let his own standards drop. Ever.

The 31-year-old regularly produced his best with the bat while captain - a rare thing indeed, considering many of his predecessors have struggled with the additional pressure automatically piled upon them by the position.

Moreover, Root was badly undermined by a lack of support from the English Cricket Board (ECB) which, quite frankly, fell apart during his period as captain. 

By the end of the tour of the Caribbean in the spring, rudderless England were without a full-time chairman, a full-time director of cricket, or a full-time head coach. 

Furthermore, Root had to deal with COVID-19 bubbles - months of uncomfortable isolation as international cricket did its best to stage matches in an alien world.

In short, although the Yorkshireman clearly lacked a killer instinct tactically, he also got a pretty raw deal - and it was perhaps little wonder that his tenure finished on a low ebb.

By contrast, New Zealand came into this series as the current World Test champions after beating India in the Final in June 2021.

However, the Black Caps played nothing like world champions with the bat in the first Test as Durham fast-bowler Matty Potts took 4-13 on debut in their first-innings total of 132.

Old habits die hard for England, though - and the hosts were bowled out themselves for 141 before lunch on the second day for a meagre lead of nine runs.

Just after lunch, New Zealand were 56-4 in their second innings and a two-day Test became a distinct possibility.

But Daryl Mitchell (108) and wicketkeeper Tom Blundell (96) combined in a stand of 195 for the fifth wicket and, at 251-4, the match had threatened to drift away from England.

Then Stuart Broad produced one of *those* special overs to account for Mitchell and bowl Kyle Jamieson for a golden duck.

In between, the hapless Colin de Grandhomme - who would later dismiss Root off a no-ball and suffer an injury - was also out from his first ball, run out by Ollie Pope after dozing outside of his crease following a lbw appeal. It was a team hat-trick, if you like. 

All of a sudden, New Zealand had gone from 251-4 to 251-7 and, although the evergreen Tim Southee attempted to hold England up for a bit, the Kiwis' tail was wrapped up by lunch.

Faced with a fourth-innings target of 277, this looked like a stern task for an England team so prone to collapsing under pressure - and they swiftly fell to 69-4.

By then, though, the irrepressible Root was at the crease and set about constructing a match-winning innings of 115 which brought him his 10,000th Test run and his 26th Test century.

Root was ably assisted by Stokes (54) and Foakes (32 not out) as England ended up making remarkably light work of the chase, especially considering this is a team which is not used to winning.

In the second Test this week, England again won in the second half of the match after both teams' first innings were pretty much even - but the similarities ended there.

New Zealand, in fact, carried a narrow lead of 14 runs after their mammoth total of 553 in which Mitchell (190) and Blundell (106) again did the damage.

In reply, the struggling Zak Crawley was out to a beauty of a ball from Trent Boult - but the rest of the England top order stood firm.

Alex Lees saw off the new ball and made 67 while new number three Pope made a magnificent 145 in a stand of 187 with Root for the third wicket.

Stokes thumped 46 off 33 balls before a more considered approach by Root, with an outstanding 176, and Foakes (56) pushed England beyond 500.

Their two wickets left the tail exposed - and, having resumed on 473-5, England added only 66 more runs before being dismissed for 539.

Usually 553 against 539 on first innings would have signalled a certain draw - but both teams had batted so positively that there was still the best part of two days to play.

New Zealand did not exactly struggle in their second innings of 284 - seven players made double figures - but, critically, none of them managed to progress to a three-figure score.

In reply, England initially struggled to combine keeping up with the required rate and keeping wickets - and looked in trouble at 56-3 when Root gave a caught-and-bowled to Boult with a leading edge for just three.

But then Bairstow came to the fore to win match and series with one of most magnificent innings in Test history.

	THE 10000 CLUB			Runs	100s	50s	Avg.
1	Sachin Tendulkar	1989-2013	India	15,921	51	68	53.78
2	Ricky Ponting	1995-2012	Australia	13,378	41	62	51.85
3	Jacques Kallis	1995-2013	South Africa	13,289	45	55	55.37
4	Rahul Dravid	1996-2012	India	13,288	36	63	52.31
5	Alastair Cook	2006-2018	England	12,472	33	57	45.35
6	Kumar Sangakkara	2000-2015	Sri Lanka	12,400	38	52	57.40
7	Brian Lara	1990-2006	West Indies	11,953	34	48	52.88
8	Shivnarine Chanderpaul	1994-2015	West Indies	11,867	30	66	51.37
9	Mahela Jayawardene	1997-2014	Sri Lanka	11,814	34	50	49.84
10	Allan Border	1978-1994	Australia	11,174	27	63	50.56
11	Steve Waugh	1985-2004	Australia	10,927	32	50	51.06
12	Joe Root	2012-2022*	England	10,194*	27	53	49.97
13	Sunil Gavaskar	1971-1987	India	10,122	34	45	51.12
14	Younis Khan	2000-2017	Pakistan	10,099	34	33	52.05

Ducking hell

➡️ SCHEDULE: AUSTRALIA LEAD THE SERIES 3-0

Date	GMT		Venue
8-11 Dec	00:00	1 Australia 425 & 20-1 beat England 147 & 297 by nine wickets	Brisbane
16-20 Dec	04:00	2 Australia 473-9d & 230-9d beat England 236 & 192 by 275 runs	Adelaide (D/N)
26-28 Dec	23:30	3 Australia 267 beat England 185 & 68 by an innings and 14 runs	Melbourne
5-9 Jan	23:30	FOURTH TEST	Sydney
14-18 Jan	02:30	FIFTH TEST	Hobart (D/N)

ENGLAND equalled their all-time annual record of 54 ducks as they collapsed to a humiliating total of 68 all out in the Boxing Day Test in Melbourne.

In only the seventh session of the match, England officially conceded any chance of regaining the Ashes after going 3-0 down in a thoroughly embarrassing defeat.

Quite understandably, all Australian thoughts have already now turned towards completing a fourth whitewash in Ashes history.

Of course, two of those 5-0 whitewashes are within relatively recent memory, coming in the 2006-07 and 2013-14 series.

Meanwhile, the most recent series Down Under in 2017-18 finished 4-0 with England only able to stave off the whitewash on that occasion by securing a draw in the fourth Test in Melbourne thanks to Alastair Cook's unbeaten 244. 

The three defeats this time in Brisbane, Adelaide and Melbourne therefore make it 12 losses out of 13 for England in Australia, and four wins and 22 losses out of the 28 matches played there this century. 

Remarkably, three of those four England wins came during their spectacularly successful 2010-11 series - and each of those victories, in Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney, came by an innings.

Back then, England lined up with Cook, captain Andrew Strauss, Jonathan Trott, Kevin Pietersen, Ian Bell, Paul Collingwood and Matt Prior in their top seven. 

Cook, in fact, finished the series with an incredible average of 127.66 after scores of 235 not out, 148 and 189. 

Then, within a year of that momentous Ashes triumph, England were officially deemed the best team in the world after completing a 4-0 home whitewash of India.

Unfortunately, this current selection has far more similarities with the Nasser Hussain-led team of 1999 which infamously became the worst Test side in the world after a home series defeat to New Zealand.

The year before, in 1998, that record of 54 ducks in a year was set - and yet, that summer, Michael Atherton inspired England to a comeback series win against a strong South Africa side. 

As such, this feels far worse - an inescapable trap of repeated humiliating failures displayed almost unashamedly to the extent that the record books constantly need to be on hand for the pundits, commentators and cricket geeks. 

It got to the stage this year where, in all honesty, all of the above expected these England flops to reach their duck record of 54 - and Joe Root's men duly obliged. 

Resuming on 31-4, England were yet again in a fragile position - but, with their best batsman, Root, still at the crease, it did not seem like it would be a momentous task, even for these hapless tourists, to score the 51 runs required for Australia to have to bat again.

Instead, local hero Scott Boland took 6-7 on debut as England folded again and fell 14 runs short of the Aussies' modest total of 267 despite having had the benefit of two knocks. 

Perhaps unsurprisingly, it is the lowest Test total since 1986 to have won a match by an innings, and the eighth-lowest ever. 

Yet it is merely the latest - and worst - day in a whole slew of bad days for England in this series. 

In the first Test at the Gabba in Brisbane, Root won the toss and opted to bat on a green-top which brought about a predictably rotten outcome.

It all started to go wrong from the very start with Rory Burns bowled first ball to a Mitchell Starc delivery which landed on leg-stump. 

Burns's technique was dreadful, falling across to the off-side and exposing his wicket; it really was altogether a horrendous start. 

By the end of the first hour, England had also lost captain Root for a duck, and they were eventually rolled over for 147 on the stroke of tea before rain wiped out the last session. 

The second day - with the ball - went little better as the English attack struggled for line and length, and were guilty of bowling several no-balls. 

Many of the overstepping offences failed to be called by the umpire - but wicket-balls are always checked now and, agonisingly, Stokes reprieved Aussie opener David Warner while he was on just 17.  

Warner was also dropped by the forlorn Burns on his way to 94 - while Travis Head (152) and Marnus Labuschagne (74) helped Australia post 425. 

Elsewhere, spinner Jack Leach was carted around at almost eight-an-over and taken out of the attack - while Ollie Robinson and Stokes, on his return to cricket after an absence of more than nine months, visibly struggled for fitness. 

In the second innings, after the customary loss of two early wickets, the indefatigable Root was joined by Dawid Malan in a partnership of 162. 

But their two wickets precipitated another collapse of 8-74 as England fell away from 223-2 to 297 all out, and left Australia with a facile fourth innings target of 20 runs.

The second Test in Adelaide was a day-night encounter and, just like four years ago, it was reported to be a way back into the series for England.

Just like four years ago, though, Australia dominated under the lights, racking up 473-9 declared through the efforts of Labuschagne (103) and talented sandpaper cheat Steve Smith (93). 

The absence of Pat Cummins following his close contact with a person who had tested positive COVID-19 meant Smith was temporarily promoted back to his previous role as skipper. 

Another Aussie fast-bowler Josh Hazlewood was also absent with a side strain - but the home attack had more than enough for England's batting line-up. 

England lost both openers early again and then lost 8-86 to collapse from 150-2 to 236 all out following the wickets of Root and Malan. Rinse and repeat. 

Australia were then able to declare for the second time in the match on 230-9 as, with Leach dropped, the tourists' five-man seam attack lacked variation and even struggled against the tail.

Skipper Root eventually took the wickets of Alex Carey and Starc with his off-spin - while Robinson was reduced to bowling a three-over spell of off-breaks. 

The rotation policy of bumbling head coach Chris Silverwood was justified on the basis that a well-rested England team would be in prime condition for this Ashes series. 

Instead, though, it rather looks as if they make it up as they go along and the sight of Robinson bowling spin was simply another sign of a team in complete disarray. 

Set a nominal target of 468 runs for victory, Burns made a gritty 34 but England ended four down at the close of play on day four with Root caught behind off the final ball before stumps. 

Jos Buttler (26 off 207 balls) provided some resistance and took the match beyond the tea interval on the final day.

But, just when it looked like his efforts might be enough for England to escape from Adelaide with the most unlikely of draws, he trod on his own stumps to be out hit wicket.

It was another face-palm moment for England - and Australia soon wrapped up another huge victory to go 2-0 up.

In all, this Ashes series was lost within 12 days of playing time. England had spent longer in quarantine on entry to Australia.

For sure then, there are some mitigating factors - spending weeks in a bio-secure bubble to mitigate against COVID-19 is hardly the ideal way to deal with a campaign which has as much intensity as an Ashes series.

Indeed, there is still a chance that this series ends early due to COVID-19, although the outbreak in the England camp has been restricted so far to three coaches and three family members.

Pre-series preparation was also hampered by poor weather in Queensland which washed out the greater part of both inter-squad warm-up matches.

Nevertheless, there is simply no justification for 68 all out, or the fact that the innings was the sixth time in the last four years in which England had failed to score more than 85 in a Test match.

For the record, the other matches came against New Zealand in March 2018 (58 all out in Auckland), the West Indies in January 2019 (77 all out in Barbados), Ireland in July 2019 (85 all out at Lord's), Australia in August 2019 (67 all out at Headingley), and India in January this year (81 all out in Ahmedabad).

Remarkably, two of those matches - against Ireland and Australia - ended in England victories, but the pattern of failure with the bat has been obvious for years.

In fact, no other player introduced to the side since Root made his debut in 2012 has an average over 40.

And, this year in particular, the gap between Root and the rest has reached an embarrassing level. 

Skipper Root has compiled a total of 1,708 runs, the third-highest ever total for a calendar year behind only Mohammad Yousuf's tally of 1,788 in 2006 for Pakistan and West Indies legend Sir Vivian Richards's total of 1,710 in 1976. 

Despite that, though, England have still managed to be all out for less than 200 in 13 of their 29 innings. 

Behind Root, the only other contributions above 400 have come from Burns (530), who was dropped for the third Test, and Extras (412).

England's nine Test defeats in 2021 is a record for any team in a calendar year. 

In short, England never really stood a chance in Australia - but the disappointing aspect of the series is that, bar the efforts of Root with the bat and 39-year-old Jimmy Anderson with the ball, the tourists have simply not come close to competing.

There are inevitable questions about the position of Root as captain, and he may not even want to carry on in the role himself if this ends up being another whitewash - although there is no ready-set candidate to step into the breach.

Regardless of that, though, England should dispense of the services of head coach Silverwood with immediate effect since he has now lost the confidence of almost all of the supporters and possibly some of the team. 

Silverwood's selection and management of a struggling set of players in various series - and especially this one - has sent the team backwards. 

Of course, the problems run deeper than Silverwood - but obvious starting points are the appointment of a fully-competent head coach and the reintroduction of a selector to take the heat off the former.

The structure of the county cricket season definitely needs an overhaul: 

Scrap the current format windows so that both red-ball and white-ball cricket is played right across the summer and introduce a far more rigorous assessment of four-day county pitches 

The Hundred competition also needs to be scrapped and put down as a costly mistake by the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB). 

Collectively, the ECB now simply needs to accept its failure to cash in fully on the T20 format in the face of the juggernaut that is the Indian Premier League (IPL). 

It also needs to accept that there was no need for the introduction of another white-ball competition using a format played nowhere else, especially one which trashed the traditional links between supporters and county teams.

None of the above suggestions would be automatically enough for England to win the Ashes in Australia, of course - but they should help a future squad to compete a little bit better.

At the same time, there needs to be a far greater focus on the coaching of basic batting technique and the temperament required for Test cricket. 

The forward-defence will never be a sexy shot in the context of the array of strokes brought into the game by T20 and 50-over cricket. 

However, it can look just as spectacular as a ramp shot or a switch-hit when it used against the final ball of the day to save a draw from a losing position. 

Patience is a virtue which also can be taught and the expertise of the likes of battlers like Cook and Atherton should be called upon. 

Too often in this series, England players have failed to leave the ball on length, and too often they also have fished at deliveries going well wide of off-stump. It has made for agonising viewing. 

As it stands, Ashes series in Australia are currently a broken shell of a competition - 5-0, 4-0, 3-0 on the way to 5-0. It all feels like a rather pointless pursuit. 

For now, these five-Test thrashings Down Under somehow remain marketable, even in the era of COVID-19. 

But for how long will that be the case if nothing changes? And if the oldest rivalry in Test cricket - in many ways still the blue-ribbon event - cannot survive, what does that say for the format as a whole? 

In the short term, England are trying to stave off another whitewash not only for their own good but also the good of Test cricket. 

Yet it is not at all clear how on earth they can succeed.

➡️ ENGLAND 54 DUCKS OF 2021
6 Rory Burns 5 Ollie Robinson 4 Dom Sibley, Haseeb Hameed, Dan Lawrence, Jonny Bairstow, James Anderson 3 Sam Curran, Stuart Broad 2 Zak Crawley, Jos Buttler, James Bracey, Jack Leach, Jofra Archer, Mark Wood  1 Joe Root, Dawid Malan, Dominic Bess, Moeen Ali, Olly Stone