Sunday 31 December 2023

Index 2023

INDEX 2023

So, good riddance 2023, you utter shitfest of a year. Whether or not life actually does begin at 40, as the cliché would suggest, it has certainly changed a lot for me in the last 12 months. RIP Dad, I miss you every day and I will always love you.

Nevertheless, it would be churlish not to admit that there have still been some highlights. My lovely niece Maya is growing up fast, always makes me smile and usually makes me laugh like a gargling drain with her antics.

I also loved my trip to Greece (except for the bit when my phone got stolen), my latest Glastonbury Festival renewal (where the Foo Fighters especially were truly epic), yet another visit to Prague (where me and my friends got to have a go at being Pilsner Urquell tapsters), a raucous weekend in Ibiza (except for the bit when my phone got stolen), and I also bimbled around a bit of Germany which I had never previously seen.

Of course, that trip to Germany derived from a serious prolonged upturn in form from my beloved Newcastle United who finished last season in the top four for the first time in 20 years.

But, to be quite honest, even Newcastle United let me down this year in the biggest games of the calendar year at Wembley in February in the Carabao Cup Final - even if the crowd in Trafalgar Square on the night before was epic - and then again against AC Milan at St James Park this month.

There have been various other weekends away in the UK which have captured the imagination: the snooker in Sheffield in April, Nottingham in May to see Team GB regain their place at the top table in international ice hockey, York for Hallowe'en, and another visit to Lindisfarne Festival in September.

Unfortunately, though, I finished the year still partly recovering from a hairline fracture to my ankle sustained at Lindisfarne after the injury suffered several setbacks, although some of them were admittedly self-inflicted.

Additionally, I have spent much of the run-up to Christmas battling an acute bout of the lurgy which has hung around for the last seven weeks and, at times, made me sound like a 40-a-day smoker.

It basically made an already exhausting year just that little bit more difficult to get through - and, despite numerous undoubted highlights, I am afraid this is a year which, for quite some time, I have been desperate to consign to the archives.

For what it's worth, this blog still gets updated with the occasional updates - and, hopefully, 2024 will provide opportunities for some write-ups on a brighter note.

An index of the posts made in 2023 can be found below:

CRICKET
Ashes 2023
16.06  Baz-ball faces its biggest Test of all in Ashes
11.07  Ashes alive after England win Headingley nail-biter
01.08  Broad signs off in style as Ashes series ends drawn
World Cup
05.10  Preview: Confident India hold all the cards
14.11  Not defending anything
19.11  Australia tear down India's cloak of invincibility

FOOTBALL
Season 2022/23
04.05  Haaland breaks goal record to send Man City back top
13.06  Manchester City complete incredible Treble
Season 2023/24
15.08  Manchester City go for four in a row
04.12  Another chance for England at Euro 2024

RUGBY UNION
World Cup
08.09  Preview: C'est le moment... peut-être
04.11  Back-to-back Boks outlast All Blacks

SNOOKER
World Championships

14.04  Snooker finds itself in a terrible fix
01.05  Belgian Bullet slays maximum man Selby

POLITICS
By elections
24.07  Another messy night

PERSONAL
Glastonbury 2023
30.06  There goes My Hero



So, take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind
Down the foggy ruins of time
Far past the frozen leaves
The haunted frightened trees
Out to the windy beach
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky
With one hand waving free
Silhouetted by the sea
Circled by the circus sands
With all memory and fate
Driven deep beneath the waves
Let me forget about today until tomorrow

Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man (1965)

Monday 4 December 2023

Another chance for England at Euro 2024

🟥 EURO 2024 FINALS 🟥

GROUP A GROUP BGROUP CGROUP D
[A1] GERMANY[B1] SPAIN[C1] SLOVENIA[D1] PLAYOFF [A]
[A2] SCOTLAND[B2] CROATIA[C2] DENMARK[D2] NETHERLANDS
[A3] HUNGARY[B3] ITALY[C3] SERBIA[D3] AUSTRIA
[A4] SWITZERLAND[B4] ALBANIA[C4] ENGLAND[D4] FRANCE

GROUP EGROUP F

[E1] BELGIUM[F1] TURKEY

[E2] SLOVAKIA[F2] PLAYOFF [C]
[E3] ROMANIA[F3] PORTUGAL

[E4] PLAYOFF [B][F4] CZECH REP

ENGLAND avoided the non-seeded big-hitters in the Euro 2024 finals draw to provide hope that the Three Lions may yet deliver a long-awaited major trophy next summer.

Gareth Southgate's side will take on Serbia in Gelsenkirchen on Sunday 16 June (8pm), Denmark in Frankfurt on Thursday 20 June (5pm), and Slovenia in Cologne on Tuesday 25 June (8pm) in Group C. 

The Danes sit 19th in the current FIFA World Rankings - while Serbia are 34th and Slovenia are rated at a lowly 54th place.

So, on that basis, it really is a section which should prove pretty facile for a country which can call upon the likes of Bundesliga top goalscorer Harry Kane, Declan Rice, Phil Foden, Bukayo Saka and Jude Bellingham. 

In particular, 20-year-old Bellingham has already made a huge impression in his debut season at Real Madrid with 15 goals and four assists in all competitions. 

An unused substitute as a teenager in the Euro 2020+1 Final at Wembley, the youngster genuinely could be the difference-maker this time if his overly-cautious head coach Southgate finally lets his players off the leash. 

Certainly, that tendency of Southgate to keep the handbrake on at vital moments remains the main concern for Three Lions supporters ahead of the tournament. 

Elsewhere, Scotland landed a far tougher-looking draw by being placed in Group A with hosts Germany, experienced tournament campaigners Switzerland, and a fast-improving Hungary side.

Indeed, the Scots will take centre stage in the tournament opener against the Germans in Munich on Friday 14 June (8pm) - before facing the Swiss in Cologne on Wednesday 19 June (8pm) and the Hungarians in Stuttgart on Sunday 23 June (8pm).

Some fine performances in qualifying - in which Scotland won their first five matches and beat Spain in Glasgow - provides hope north of the border that they might make it through the group stages of a major tournament for the first time ever. 

However, the Tartan Army will have definitely wanted a kinder result than that which was delivered at the Elbphilharmonie in Hamburg. 

After all, Steve Clarke's men are - at 36th in the world - the lowest-ranked team in their section, behind Germany who are 16th, Switzerland who are 18th, and Hungary who are 27th. 

In terms of the rest of the draw, outright favourites France must contend again with the latent threat of the Netherlands in Group D. 

The pair actually came through the same qualifying section with Les Bleus completing a comfortable double over the Oranje including a 4-0 thumping of the Dutch in Saint-Denis. 

As such, French coach Didier Deschamps probably will not have sleepless nights about their next meeting in Leipzig on Friday 21 June (8pm) - while the Netherlands will concentrate on finishing above Austria and the winners of Playoff Path [A], which could be Wales. 

Defending champions Italy - a definite bogey to avoid after being placed in Pot Four following recent struggles - face Spain in Group B in Gelsenkirchen on Thursday 20 June (8pm) in a repeat of the Euro 2012 final

Croatia - who the Italians have never beaten in eight previous attempts - and surprise package Albania complete that set.

Finally, grossly-overrated Belgium and the Cristiano Ronaldo-led Euro 2016 winners Portugal will be pleased with their own kindly draws.

The Red Devils take on Slovakia, Romania and the winners of Playoff Path [B] in Group E - while the Portuguese have been pitted against Turkey, Czech Republic and the winners of Playoff Path [C] in Group F.

Frankly, both of those seeded sides have ageing teams which are past their peak - but, equally, both should have enough to get past their limited opponents.

The countdown can start to the finals properly now, with an all-important interlude in March to determine the sides to qualify from the three playoff paths.

In Path [A], Poland will expect to progress against minnows Estonia while Wales take on Finland in Cardiff.

Then, with the playoff final also scheduled in the Welsh capital, the draw could not have really worked out much better for Cymru who could only finish third in their qualifying group behind Croatia and Turkey.

Troublesome Path [B] features two countries at war with Israel taking on Iceland and Ukraine facing Bosnia-Herzegovina, leaving the venue unconfirmed for one of the semi finals and indeed for the final if the Ukrainians make it through.

Meanwhile, Euro 2004 winners Greece are by far the biggest name in Path [C] - though their need for this route is a measure really of how far Greek football has fallen recently.

The Greeks take on Kazakhstan in Athens at the same time as Georgia face a vastly-improved Luxembourg outfit in Tblisi, with the final staged by the winners of the latter tie.

The playoff semi finals are scheduled for 21 March, with the playoff finals expected to be held on 26 March, and the three winners of those matches will complete the identity of the 24 competitors at Euro 2024.

Euro 2024 itself will begin on 14 June with Germany v Scotland and will run for exactly a month until the Final at the Olympiastadion in Berlin on 14 July.

GROUP A
14-June(8pm)GERMANY v SCOTLANDMunich
15-June(2pm)HUNGARY v SWITZERLANDCologne
19-June(5pm)GERMANY v HUNGARYStuttgart
19-June(8pm)SCOTLAND v SWITZERLANDCologne
23-June(8pm)SWITZERLAND v GERMANYFrankfurt
23-June(8pm)  SCOTLAND v HUNGARYStuttgart

GROUP B
15-June(5pm)SPAIN v CROATIABerlin
15-June(8pm)ITALY v ALBANIADortmund
19-June(2pm)CROATIA v ALBANIAHamburg
20-June(8pm)SPAIN v ITALYGelsenkirchen
24-June(8pm)ALBANIA v SPAINDusseldorf
24-June(8pm)  CROATIA v ITALYLeipzig

GROUP C
16-June(5pm)SLOVENIA v DENMARKStuttgart
16-June(8pm)SERBIA v ENGLANDGelsenkirchen
20-June(2pm)SLOVENIA v SERBIAMunich
20-June(5pm)DENMARK v ENGLANDFrankfurt
25-June(8pm)ENGLAND v SLOVENIACologne
25-June(8pm)  DENMARK v SERBIAMunich

GROUP D
16-June(2pm)PLAYOFF [A] v NETHERLANDSHamburg
17-June(8pm)AUSTRIA v FRANCEDusseldorf
21-June(5pm)PLAYOFF [A] v AUSTRIABerlin
21-June(8pm)NETHERLANDS v FRANCELeipzig
25-June(5pm)NETHERLANDS v AUSTRIABerlin
25-June(5pm)  FRANCE v PLAYOFF [A]Dortmund

GROUP E
17-June(2pm)ROMANIA v PLAYOFF [B]Munich
17-June(5pm)BELGIUM v SLOVAKIAFrankfurt
21-June(2pm)SLOVAKIA v PLAYOFF [B]Dusseldorf
22-June(8pm)BELGIUM v ROMANIACologne
26-June(5pm)SLOVAKIA v ROMANIAFrankfurt
26-June(5pm)PLAYOFF [B] v BELGIUMStuttgart

GROUP F
18-June(5pm)TURKEY v PLAYOFF [C]Dortmund
18-June(8pm)PORTUGAL v CZECH REPUBLICLeipzig
22-June(2pm)PLAYOFF [C] v CZECH REPUBLICHamburg
22-June(5pm)TURKEY v PORTUGALDortmund
26-June(8pm)PLAYOFF [C] v PORTUGALGelsenkirchen
26-June(8pm)CZECH REPUBLIC v TURKEYHamburg

LAST 16
29-June(5pm)[38]  RUNNER-UP A v RUNNER-UP BBerlin
29-June(8pm)[37]  WINNER A v RUNNER-UP CDortmund
30-June(5pm)[40]  WINNER C v THIRD PLACE D/E/FGelsenkirchen
30-June(8pm)[39]  WINNER B v THIRD PLACE A/D/E/FCologne
01-July(5pm)[42]  RUNNER-UP D v RUNNER-UP EDusseldorf
01-July(8pm) [41]  WINNER F v THIRD PLACE A/B/CFrankfurt
02-July(5pm)[43]  WINNER E v THIRD PLACE A/B/C/DMunich
02-July(8pm)  [44]  WINNER D v RUNNER-UP FLeipzig

QUARTER FINALS
05-July(5pm)(45)  WINNER [39] v WINNER [37]Stuttgart
05-July(8pm)(46)  WINNER [41] v WINNER [42]Hamburg
06-July(5pm)(48)  WINNER [40] v WINNER [38]Dusseldorf
06-July(8pm)  (47)  WINNER [43] v WINNER [44]Berlin

SEMI FINALS
09-July(8pm)WINNER (45) v WINNER (46)Munich
10-July(8pm)  WINNER (47) v WINNER (48)Dortmund



🟥 EURO 2024 QUALIFYING GROUPS 🟥
Fifty-three teams were drawn into seven groups of five teams (A-G), and three groups of six teams (H-J). The top two teams in each group qualified directly for the finals.


GROUP APts
GROUP BPts
GROUP CPts
(Q)SPAIN21  (Q)FRANCE22  (Q)ENGLAND20
(Q)SCOTLAND17(Q)NETHERLANDS18(Q)ITALY14
3Norway11[C]GREECE13[B]UKRAINE14
[C]GEORGIA84Ireland64North Macedonia8
5Cyprus05Gibraltar05Malta0










GROUP DPts
GROUP EPts
GROUP FPts
(Q)TURKEY17(Q)ALBANIA15(Q)BELGIUM20
(Q)CROATIA16(Q)CZECH REP15(Q)AUSTRIA19
[A]WALES12[A]POLAND113Sweden10
4Armenia84Moldova104Azerbaijan7
5Latvia35Faroe Islands2[A]ESTONIA1










GROUP GPts
GROUP HPts
GROUP IPts
(Q)HUNGARY18(Q)DENMARK22(Q)ROMANIA22
(Q)SERBIA14(Q)SLOVENIA22(Q)SWITZERLAND17
3Montenegro11[A]FINLAND18[B]ISRAEL15
4Lithuania6[C]KAZAKHSTAN184Belarus12
5Bulgaria45Northern Ireland95Kosovo11



6San Marino06Andorra2










GROUP JPts





(Q)PORTUGAL30





(Q)SLOVAKIA22





[C]LUXEMBOURG17





[B]ICELAND10





[B]BOSNIA-HERZ9





6Liechtenstein0







🟥 NATIONS LEAGUE 2022-23 RANKINGS 🟥


LEAGUE A
LEAGUE B
LEAGUE C
LEAGUE D
(Q)SPAIN[B]ISRAEL  [C]GEORGIA  [A]ESTONIA
(Q)CROATIA  [B]BOSNIA-HERZ[C]GREECE50Latvia
(Q)ITALY(Q)SERBIA(Q)TURKEY51Moldova
(Q)NETHERLANDS(Q)SCOTLAND[C]KAZAKHSTAN52Malta

(Q)

DENMARK

[A]

FINLAND

[C]

LUXEMBOURG
53
54
Andorra
San Marino
(Q)PORTUGAL[B]UKRAINE38Azerbaijan55Liechtenstein
(Q)BELGIUM[B]ICELAND39Kosovo

(Q)HUNGARY24Norway40Bulgaria

(Q)SWITZERLAND(Q)SLOVENIA41Faroe Islands

(Q)GERMANY26Ireland42North Macedonia

[A]POLAND(Q)ALBANIA(Q)SLOVAKIA

(Q)FRANCE28Montenegro44Northern Ireland

(Q)AUSTRIA(Q)ROMANIA45Cyprus

(Q)CZECH REPUBLIC30Sweden46Belarus

(Q)ENGLAND31Armenia47Lithuania

[A]WALES32Russia [banned]48Gibraltar

KEY
(Q)   Qualified directly for the Euro 2024 finals
[A]   Path A playoff competition
[B]   Path B playoff competition
[C]   Path C playoff competition
All other teams have been eliminated

SUMMARY
 The top four teams in League A, League B and League C shown above all won their Nations League group
 The Nations League overall rankings determined which of the 12 teams - who did not qualify directly - entered the three playoff path routes to qualify for Euro 2024
 However, almost all teams from League A qualified directly - except for Poland and Wales - leaving a shortage of teams to compete in Path [A] in the playoffs
 This shortage of teams for Path [A] provided a place for a team in League B which did not win their Nations League group - this was determined to be Finland in a random draw. The shortage also provided a place for the best-ranked team in League D, which was Estonia.
 Path [B] was taken up by the top four ranked teams in League B who had not already qualified directly and had not been selected to make up the shortage of teams competing in Path [A]
 Path [C] was taken up by the top four ranked teams in League C who had not qualified directly


🟥 PLAYOFF PATH DRAW 🟥
Each of the playoff path winners will qualify for the Euro 2024 finals

PATH [A]
21 MarchPOLAND[SF1]ESTONIAWarsaw
21 MarchWALES[SF2]FINLANDCardiff
26 MarchWALES/FINLAND[F]POLAND/ESTONIACardiff/Helsinki

PATH [B]
21 MarchISRAEL[SF1]ICELANDTBC
21 MarchBOSNIA-HERZ[SF2]UKRAINEZenica
26 MarchBOSNIA-HERZ/UKRAINE[F]ISRAEL/ICELANDZenica/TBC

PATH [C]
21 MarchGEORGIA[SF1]LUXEMBOURGTblisi
21 MarchGREECE[SF2]KAZAKHSTANAthens
26 MarchGEORGIA/LUXEMBOURG[F]GREECE/KAZAKHSTANTblisi/Luxembourg City

Sunday 19 November 2023

Australia tear down India's cloak of invincibility


CRICKET WORLD CUP
FINAL 19-NovINDIA240
AhmedabadAUSTRALIA241-4 43[Head 137]    ▪️ AUSTRALIA won by six wickets



AUSTRALIA refused to read the script in India as Travis Head hit a stunning century to beat the previously unbeaten hosts and seal an amazing sixth Cricket World Cup title. 

Head smashed 15 fours and four sixes - more boundaries than the entire India team combined - on his way to 137 as the Aussies ultimately coped easily with their run chase on a difficult used pitch in Ahmedabad. 

The surface for the Final had been the subject to plenty of pre-match conjecture with India having also beaten New Zealand on a used pitch in Mumbai in the semi final.

But any attempt at influencing the result in the Final quickly backfired, or at least was neutralised, after Australia captain Pat Cummins won the toss.

Cummins elected to field, rejecting the traditional strategy in big games of putting a score on board to defend after recognising the conditions favoured the risk of making a chase. 

Notably, three of the four league matches in Ahmedabad were won by chasing sides, and so were the two Indian Premier League finals which were hosted there. 

Still, Cummins's decision could have gone very wrong - and his counterpart Rohit Sharma, with his aggressive strike rate, threatened to set the tone, just as he had pretty much all of the way through the tournament. 

But, with two balls of the first powerplay remaining, Head made his first big intervention of the day with a wonderful over-the-shoulder catch to leave India on 76-2.

The Aussies sniffed an opening - and, sure enough in the next over, the in-form Shreyas Iyer feathered Cummins behind for just four. 

India then entered into a prolonged period of introspection as Virat Kohli and KL Rahul set about a rebuilding job. 

It was a painfully slow partnership, though - and the Indian batsmen actually only scored one single boundary in 173 balls between the start of the 11th over and the end of the 39th. 

Indeed, just as Kohli might have considered upping the pace of his innings, Cummins breached his defences - and the capacity crowd in Ahmedabad fell completely silent. 

"There's nothing more satisfying than hearing a big crowd go silent," said Cummins in his pre-match press conference. 

Australia were well on their way with Rahul and new man Ravindra Jadeja continuing to find scoring difficult against an incredibly well-drilled, tigerish fielding side. 

Jadeja was next to go, edging behind a thin nick off Josh Hazlewood to Josh Inglis who took five catches behind the stumps, and wickets thereafter fell regularly. 

Twice, Mitchell Starc struck from round the wicket, inducing edges from Rahul and Mohammed Shami, to leave India on 211-7 and in danger of failing to use their allocated 50 overs. 

Suryakumar Ashok Yadav seemed to lose his ability to farm the strike with the tail - and it was only really the scrambled efforts of final pair, Kuldeep Yadav and Mohammed Siraj, who ensured the home side faced all of the balls available to them. 

Australia had completed the first part of job consummately then - but now also still had to hold their nerve with the bat.

In a frenetic start, Jasprit Bumrah immediately got the ball to swing and the very first delivery was edged by David Warner... through the slips to the boundary.

The second over, bowled by tournament leading wicket taker Shami, was no less eventful - and had the following outcomes in successive balls: a wide, a wicket, a bye, five wides, a four off the bat, a bye, and a leg bye. 

During the chaos, with the ear-splitting atmosphere in Ahmedabad having resumed at full volume, Shami took his 24th scalp of the tournament by removing Warner - and the Indians' urgent necessity for quick wickets appeared to outweigh the Aussie desire to see the match settle down. 

Indeed, at the end of the seventh over, Australia had been reduced to 47-3 after Mitchell Marsh swiped wildly to a wide delivery from Bumrah. 

And, in his next over, the rapid paceman was judged by umpire Richard Illingworth to have successfully trapped Steve Smith lbw with a slower ball. 

Smith, incredibly, walked off despite his reputation for reviewing just about any lbw decision against him - and, more incredibly still, replays showed that the ball had hit Smith's pads outside the line of off-stump. 

It felt, at the time, like a match-defining error. However, Head ensured it was nothing of the sort. 

Naturally aggressive, the Adelaide big-hitter toned down his approach somewhat as he set about turning over the strike with his new partner in the middle Marnus Labuschagne, while hitting the occasional boundary to avoid getting bogged down. 

The pair compiled a steady partnership bringing up their century stand off 119 balls to bring the runs required target below 100 with 24 overs still available. 

By this stage, Head had accelerated his innings to better than a run per ball - no mean feat on that strip - and, with a scampered single in the 34th over, he duly became the seventh man to hit a century in a World Cup Final. 

Head actually would have been run out on 99 with a direct hit - and immediately made the Indians pay by smashing the next ball from Jadeja through midwicket for six. 

Later, with his work just about done, Head could not resist another aggressive thrash at a wide ball from Siraj - but, for once, he could only direct it at chest height to Shubman Gill at deep midwicket for the simplest of catches. 

It mattered not, though. From the next delivery, with 42 balls still to spare, Australia confirmed yet another Cricket World Cup Final victory as new man Glenn Maxwell ran two after guiding another short ball from Siraj into the same gap at midwicket along the ground. 

To a man, the Indian players - all in stunned silence - collapsed to their knees in defeat.

It was not meant to end like this for India - after all, Sharma's men had crushed all-comers up until the Final. 

India triumphed easily in all nine group games and had gained revenge in the semi finals against New Zealand for their defeat to the same team at the same stage four years earlier. 

When batting first, the Indians had won by an average of 175 runs - and they were equally adept at chasing, winning by an average of 6.4 wickets with an average 64.4 balls remaining. 

But, at the Final in the stadium named after him, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi watched on impassively - powerless, for once, to intervene as Head and Labuschagne nudged Australia towards their target. 

By contrast, for the champions, this was a great victory forged by typical true Aussie grit. 

Defeat in their opening two group games against India and South Africa had actually left the eventual winners briefly bottom of the table. Thereafter, though, Australia won each of their remaining nine matches. 

Steadying the ship with comfortable victories over Sri Lanka and Pakistan, and a record-breaking 309-run thumping of Netherlands, the Aussies continued to find the route to the Final rather bumpy. 

In their Trans-Tasmania clash, Australia squeezed past New Zealand by just five runs in a tightest match of the whole tournament - then, against England, the bowlers managed to defend a modest total of 286, winning by 33 runs.

The early struggles meant, even with their improved form, the Aussies could not be certain of their place in the knockout stage - and next up was a match against surprise package Afghanistan who remained in with a chance of the top four. 

Chasing 292, Australia fell to 49-4 and 91-7 as the Afghans sensed their biggest scalp yet in what was a tournament of great success for them. 

But Maxwell - who had earlier blitzed his way off 40 balls to the fastest century in World Cup history against the Dutch - produced an astonishing knock, scoring a massive 88.6% of the runs in an unbeaten eight-wicket partnership of 202 with captain Cummins, to finish on 201 not out. 

Ultimately in the Final, though, it was opener Head who proved yet again to be the key man on the big day as he continued his annus mirabilis.

Already with player of the match performances against India in the World Test Championship Final in June and against South Africa in the World Cup semi final under his belt, it was not Warner or Smith who was the Australian danger man in this Final. Maxwell was barely required. 

Instead, it was Head - an unusually understated and immensely underrated Aussie left-hander - who left a sixth world title for his country never in doubt. 

Tuesday 14 November 2023

Not defending anything

AHEAD of the Cricket World Cup, England captain Jos Buttler stated plainly: "We're not defending anything" - and, on that note, he has been proven to be entirely correct.

Buttler intended his words to mean that England would attack this tournament head on - but, in reality, his team stumbled for the last five-and-a-half weeks from one miserable defeat to the next.

The campaign began back on 5 October with a heavy reverse to New Zealand, the side who they had squeezed past by the barest of margins in the Final at Lord's four years earlier.

And, although a thumping victory over Bangladesh in the second match gave little indication of what was to follow, England were brought quickly back down to earth following a historic 69-run defeat to Afghanistan.

From that point onwards, it got much worse. South Africa took the English bowling attack to the cleaners as the 2019 champions came within a single run of conceding 400 for the first time ever in a One Day International.

In response, England collapsed under scoreboard pressure and ultimately finished 229 runs behind on 170 all out.

Five days later in Bangalore, England's humiliation was complete as they succumbed by eight wickets to an erratic Sri Lanka side after being bowled out for 156 in 33.2 overs while a literal vulture circled the ground.

That left 16.4 overs unbowled in that innings - 100 balls exactly. A screeching irony if ever there was one.

One hundred balls one week - one hundred runs the next; it felt as if the cricket gods were actively haunting English cricket with the number 100.

England next went down against India by that margin despite an improved bowling display which restricted the hosts to 229-9.

It proved more than enough, though, as a brittle batting line-up wilted once again.

Ben Stokes attempted to hit his way into some form but was out for a duck off the 10th ball of a torturous innings.

Yet, remarkably, given their sheer collective incompetence, England had not officially been eliminated as a result of their fifth defeats out of six.

However, Australia were more than happy to hammer the final nail in the holders' coffin - and eventually did, as England failed to chase down a modest target of 287, despite the efforts of Stokes who played a far more measured innings.

That left rock-bottom England with two dead-rubbers against Netherlands and Pakistan - although the importance of these fixtures was rather randomly increased mid-tournament.

Confirmation came from the International Cricket Council (ICC) that only the top eight would qualify for the 2025 Champions Trophy, an announcement which caught several teams - including England - by surprise.

It is unclear exactly when the ICC had decided this and the cynic will find it difficult to believe the decision was nothing other than an attempt to give some sort of meaning to matches which would have been otherwise quite meaningless.

Ultimately, England finished seventh to avoid that indignity, comfortably beating Netherlands by 160 runs before making it back-to-back wins against Pakistan where they belatedly showed some signs of being back to their best to compile a score of 337-9.

Pakistan, and neighbours Afghanistan, were the only teams in the final round of matches with a technical chance of breaking into the top four.

However, both had been left with an almost impossible task to finish above New Zealand on net run rate after the Black Caps made light work of Sri Lanka.

Certainly then, there can be no doubt that the best four teams - India, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand - have made it through to the knockout stage.

Pretty much everyone, though, had identified at least three of the sides since the end of matchday four back in mid-October.

Indeed, a lack of overall drama has been reflected by a scarcity of close finishes throughout the competition - with the two biggest World Cup wins in terms of runs both occurring during this edition.

By contrast, only one match has been won by less than a 20-run margin and only one match won by a chasing team more than seven wickets down.

Moreover, the fact that those two matches - Australia v New Zealand and South Africa v Pakistan - occurred within 24 hours of each other has left long stretches in the schedule with a tedious lack of jeopardy or excitement.

Nevertheless, there have been some outstanding individual performances - especially with the bat.

Leading run-scorer Virat Kohli engineered his first century of the tournament against Bangladesh by retaining the strike - then, against South Africa on his 35th birthday, he drew level with his idol Sachin Tendulkar on 49 ODI tons, equalling the all-time record.

Quinton de Kock was the second most prolific player, scoring four centuries against Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Australia and New Zealand in what he has stated will be his last World Cup.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the scale, in his first ever senior international tournament, 23-year-old New Zealander Rachin Ravindra has already made three tons against England on his World Cup debut, Australia and Pakistan.

The Australians have dominated in terms of producing the biggest individual scores with Glenn Maxwell hitting a mammoth unbeaten 201 off 128 balls to save the five-time champions from perilous positions of 49-4 and 91-7 against the doughty Afghans.

For good measure, Mitchell Marsh then smashed 177 not out off 132 balls in the Aussies' very next match against Bangladesh for the second highest score of the tournament.

It has been undoubtedly a much more difficult competition with the ball, in general - but it is yet another man in Canary Yellow, spinner Adam Zampa, who leads the way with 22 wickets.

Having said that, Mohammed Shami has easily been the pick of the bowlers in the group stage.

The veteran seamer took 16 wickets at an average of under 10-a-piece in just five matches - including 5-18 against Sri Lanka and 5-54 against New Zealand - as India successfully bowled out seven of their nine opponents on their way to a perfect nine wins out of nine.

At the risk of being accused of sour grapes though, this has sadly not been a well-organised or well-delivered tournament by the ICC, the Indian cricket board (BCCI) or the Indian authorities.

For a start, the organisers were still rejigging the match schedule and venues as late as 9 August, leaving travelling fans with no hope of making advance plans.

Pakistan supporters found it particularly difficult to gain visa access to their neighbouring country - and, against Australia, the few who had made it were even stopped from cheering on their side by police in the stadium.

Beyond the India matches which all had raucous atmospheres of course, crowds otherwise - while not low - have looked sparse in some of the more cavernous grounds.

Sometimes it makes you wonder if the people in charge actually want One Day International cricket to fail - and there is certainly plenty of concern for the future of the format.

Nevertheless, by far the biggest opprobrium in this regard should be reserved for the players and teams who have disrespected the 50-over game - and, as defending champions, England especially have charges to answer for their desperate performances.

Even before the start of the tournament, muddled thinking was evident with World Cup-winning opener Jason Roy told he was in the squad before being discarded at the last minute for Harry Brook because of concerns over a back injury.

Such worries did not seem to be considered when it came to Stokes after he dramatically reversed his decision to retire from ODIs and slotted back into the 15-man selection despite not being fully fit himself.

Worse was to follow. Spooked by the prevalence of T20 franchise leagues around the world, the ECB offered multi-year deals to centrally-contracted players for the first time.

Remarkably though, the deals were signed off right in the middle of a tournament with the very same players who were making a complete mess of their trophy defence - all with the sole exception of David Willey.

To his credit, Willey - who was far from the worst performer - continued to steam in and the left-arm seamer was rewarded on his final appearance against Pakistan with his 100th ODI wicket.

Understandably though, the 33-year-old has now retired from international cricket - and the decision not to offer him a deal was undoubtedly the final straw.

Rumours abounded of disharmony in the camp - rumours which were denied by Australian head coach Matthew Mott who merely watched on gormlessly as his team was routinely dismantled.

Mott - who had previously led an all-conquering Aussie women's team which barely needed coaching to beat their modest competition - seemed to lack any idea how to turn things around when England's hitherto talented batting unit began to falter.

Instead, the Aussie made few public statements and seemed to have even fewer ideas, shirking all responsibility as his side sank ever deeper into the quicksand.

Furthermore, the question must be asked that, if it was still such a happy camp, then how were England playing quite this poorly?

Some of it can be explained by a lack of practice with the holders playing only 42 matches in the 50-over format between their triumph and this tournament compared to 88 games between 2015 and 2019.

Additionally, some of those matches were played at the exact same time as England were also contesting a Test series, resulting in a lack of cohesion between the all-format players and the white-ball specialists.

Put simply though, some of England players in India are just too old and have been badly exposed by the intensity of a long, drawn out World Cup.

In the defeats to Sri Lanka, India and Australia, England did not field a single player aged under 30 - and it was really quite sad to see this golden generation fail over and over again.

Hopefully, once the dust settles, the players in this squad can be remembered for what it achieved rather than what it became - but, contracts or not, this really should be the end of the line for the majority, at least in ODI cricket.

That should include Buttler who has struggled to step up as Eoin Morgan's successor and has even seen his batting form crumble to the extent that he averaged an abysmal 15.33 at this World Cup.

Yet, ECB managing director Rob Key has backed Buttler and Mott with the former included by the latter in the next white-ball squad for a tour of the Caribbean next month.

For now, though, England must watch on as India, New Zealand, South Africa and Australia squabble over a prize which was so hard-won but sadly also so easily given away.

GROUP STAGE TABLE


WLNRRPts  Results
(Q)INDIA902.5718  WWWWWWWWW
(Q)SOUTH AFRICA721.2614  WWLWWWWLW
(Q)AUSTRALIA720.8414  LLWWWWWWW
(Q)NEW ZEALAND540.7410  WWWWLLLLW
5PAKISTAN45-0.208  WWLLLLWWL
6AFGHANISTAN45-0.348  LLWLWWWLL
7ENGLAND36-0.576  LWLLLLLWW
8BANGLADESH27-1.094  WLLLLLLWL
9SRI LANKA27-1.424  LLLWWLLLL
10NETHERLANDS27-1.834  LLWLLWLLL

GROUP STAGE RESULTS


01 Thu 05-Oct9:30ENGLAND282-9▪️ NEW ZEALAND won by nine wickets 
Ahmedabad
NEW ZEALAND283-1 36.2

02 Fri 06-Oct9:30PAKISTAN286 49▪️ PAKISTAN won by 81 runs
Hyderabad
NETHERLANDS205 41
03 Sat 07-Oct9:30AFGHANISTAN156 37.2▪️ BANGLADESH won by six wickets
Dharamshala
BANGLADESH158-4 34.4
04 Sat 07-Oct9:30SOUTH AFRICA428-5▪️ SOUTH AFRICA won by 102 runs
Delhi
SRI LANKA326 44.5
05 Sun 08-Oct9:30AUSTRALIA199 49.3▪️ INDIA won by six wickets
Chennai
INDIA201-4 41.2
06 Mon 09-Oct9:30NEW ZEALAND322-7▪️ NEW ZEALAND won by 99 runs
Hyderabad
NETHERLANDS223 46.3
07 Tue 10-Oct6:00BANGLADESH227 48.2▪️ ENGLAND won by 137 runs
Dharamshala
ENGLAND364-9
08 Tue 10-Oct9:30PAKISTAN345-4 48.2▪️ PAKISTAN won by six wickets
Hyderabad
SRI LANKA344-9
09 Wed 11-Oct9:30AFGHANISTAN272-8▪️ INDIA won by eight wickets
Delhi
INDIA273-2 35
10 Thu 12-Oct9:30AUSTRALIA177 40.5▪️ SOUTH AFRICA won by 134 runs
Lucknow
SOUTH AFRICA311-7
11 Fri 13-Oct9:30BANGLADESH245-9▪️ NEW ZEALAND won by eight wickets
Chennai
NEW ZEALAND248-2 42.5 
12 Sat 14-Oct9:30INDIA192-3 30.3▪️ INDIA won by seven wickets
Ahmedabad
PAKISTAN191 42.5
13 Sun 15-Oct9:30AFGHANISTAN284 49.5▪️ AFGHANISTAN won by 69 runs
Delhi
ENGLAND215 40.3
14 Mon 16-Oct9:30AUSTRALIA215-5 35.2▪️ AUSTRALIA won by five wickets
Lucknow
SRI LANKA209 43.3
15 Tue 17-Oct9:30SOUTH AFRICA207 42.5▪️ NETHERLANDS won by 38 runs
Dharamshala
NETHERLANDS245-8 43
16 Wed 18-Oct9:30AFGHANISTAN139 34.4▪️ NEW ZEALAND won by 149 runs
Chennai
NEW ZEALAND288-6
17 Thu 19-Oct9:30BANGLADESH256-8▪️ INDIA won by seven wickets
Pune
INDIA261-3 41.3
18 Fri 20-Oct9:30AUSTRALIA367-9▪️ AUSTRALIA won by 62 runs
Bangalore
PAKISTAN305 45.3
19 Sat 21-Oct6:00NETHERLANDS262 49.4▪️ SRI LANKA won by five wickets
Lucknow
SRI LANKA263-5 48.2
20 Sat 21-Oct9:30ENGLAND170 22▪️ SOUTH AFRICA won by 229 runs
Mumbai
SOUTH AFRICA399-7
21 Sun 22-Oct9:30INDIA274-6 48▪️ INDIA won by four wickets
Dharamshala
NEW ZEALAND273
22 Mon 23-Oct9:30AFGHANISTAN286-2 49▪️ AFGHANISTAN won by eight wickets
Chennai
PAKISTAN282-7
23 Tue 24-Oct9:30BANGLADESH233 46.4▪️ SOUTH AFRICA won by 149 runs
Mumbai
SOUTH AFRICA382-5
24 Wed 25-Oct9:30AUSTRALIA399-8▪️ AUSTRALIA won by 309 runs
Delhi
NETHERLANDS90 21
25 Thu 26-Oct9:30ENGLAND156 33.2▪️ SRI LANKA won by eight wickets
Bangalore
SRI LANKA160-2 25.4
26 Fri 27-Oct9:30PAKISTAN270 46.4▪️ SOUTH AFRICA won by one wicket
Chennai
SOUTH AFRICA271-9 47.2
27 Sat 28-Oct6:00AUSTRALIA388 49.2▪️ AUSTRALIA won by five runs
Dharamshala
NEW ZEALAND383-9
28 Sat 28-Oct9:30BANGLADESH142 42.2▪️ NETHERLANDS won by 87 runs
Kolkata
NETHERLANDS229
29 Sun 29-Oct8:30ENGLAND129 34.5▪️ INDIA won by 100 runs
Lucknow
INDIA229-9
30 Mon 30-Oct8:30AFGHANISTAN242-3 45.2▪️ AFGHANISTAN won by seven wickets
Pune
SRI LANKA241 49.3
31 Tue 31-Oct8:30BANGLADESH204 45.1▪️ PAKISTAN won by seven wickets
Kolkata
PAKISTAN205-3 32.3
32 Wed 01-Nov8:30NEW ZEALAND167 35.3▪️ SOUTH AFRICA won by 190 runs
Pune
SOUTH AFRICA357-4
33 Thu 02-Nov8:30INDIA357-8▪️ INDIA won by 302 runs
Mumbai
SRI LANKA55 19.4
34 Fri 03-Nov8:30AFGHANISTAN181-3 31.3▪️ AFGHANISTAN won by seven wickets
Lucknow
NETHERLANDS179 46.3
35 Sat 04-Nov5:00NEW ZEALAND401-6▪️ PAKISTAN won by 21 runs DLS
Bangalore
PAKISTAN200-1 25.3
36 Sat 04-Nov8:30AUSTRALIA286 49.3▪️ AUSTRALIA won by 33 runs
Ahmedabad
ENGLAND253 48.1
37 Sun 05-Nov8:30INDIA326-5▪️ INDIA won by 243 runs
Kolkata
SOUTH AFRICA83 27.1
38 Mon 06-Nov8:30BANGLADESH282-7 41.1▪️ BANGLADESH won by three wickets
Delhi
SRI LANKA279 49.3
39 Tue 07-Nov8:30AUSTRALIA293-7 46.5▪️ AUSTRALIA won by three wickets
Mumbai
AFGHANISTAN291-5
40 Wed 08-Nov8:30ENGLAND339-9▪️ ENGLAND won by 160 runs
Pune
NETHERLANDS179 37.2
41 Thu 09-Nov8:30NEW ZEALAND172-5 23.2▪️ NEW ZEALAND won by five wickets
Bangalore
SRI LANKA171 46.4
42 Fri 10-Nov8:30AFGHANISTAN244▪️ SOUTH AFRICA won by five wickets
Ahmedabad
SOUTH AFRICA247-5 47.3
43 Sat 11-Nov5:00AUSTRALIA307-2 44.4▪️ AUSTRALIA won by eight wickets
Pune
BANGLADESH306-8
44 Sat 11-Nov8:30ENGLAND337-9▪️ ENGLAND won by 93 runs
Kolkata
PAKISTAN244 43.3
45 Sun 12-Nov8:30INDIA410-4▪️ INDIA won by 160 runs
Bangalore
NETHERLANDS250 47.5

SEMI FINAL RESULTS
SF1 Wed 15-Nov8:30INDIA397-4▪️ INDIA won by 70 runs 
Mumbai
NEW ZEALAND327 48.5
SF2 Thu 16-Nov8:30SOUTH AFRICA212 49.4▪️ AUSTRALIA won by three wickets
Kolkata
AUSTRALIA215-7 47.2

CENTURIES
201* Glenn Maxwell (Australia) v Afghanistan 
177* Mitchell Marsh (Australia) v Bangladesh
174
 Quinton de Kock (South Africa) v Bangladesh 
163 David Warner (Australia) v Pakistan
152* Devon Conway (New Zealand) v England
140 Dawid Malan (England) v Bangladesh
137 Travis Head (Australia) v India FINAL
134 Daryl Mitchell (New Zealand) v India SF
131* Muhammad Rizwan (Pakistan) v Sri Lanka
131 Rohit Sharma (India) v Afghanistan
130 Daryl Mitchell (New Zealand) v India
129 Ibrahim Zadran (Afghanistan) v Australia
128* Shreyas Iyer (India) v Netherlands
126* Fakhar Zaman (Pakistan) v New Zealand
123* Rachin Ravindra (New Zealand) v England
122 Kusal Mendis (Sri Lanka) v Pakistan
121 Mitchell Marsh (Australia) v Pakistan
117 Virat Kohli (India) v New Zealand SF
116 Rachin Ravindra (New Zealand) v Australia
113 Abdullah Shafique (Pakistan) v Sri Lanka
111 Mahmudullah (Bangladesh) v South Africa
109 Quinton de Kock (South Africa) v Australia
109 Heinrich Klaasen (South Africa) v England
109 Travis Head (Australia) v New Zealand
108 Rassie van der Dussen (South Africa) v Sri Lanka
108 Sadeera Samarawickrama (Sri Lanka) v Pakistan
108 Rachin Ravindra (New Zealand) v Pakistan
108 Charith Asalanka (Sri Lanka) v Bangladesh
108 Ben Stokes (England) v Netherlands
106 Aiden Markram (South Africa) v Sri Lanka
106 Glenn Maxwell (Australia) v Netherlands
105 Shreyas Iyer (India) v New Zealand SF
104 David Warner (Australia) v Netherlands
103* Virat Kohli (India) v Bangladesh
102 KL Rahul (India) v Netherlands
101* Virat Kohli (India) v South Africa
100 David Miller (South Africa) v Australia SF
100 Quinton de Kock (South Africa) v Sri Lanka

FIVE-WICKET HAULS
7-57 Mohammed Shami (India) v New Zealand SF
5-18 Mohammed Shami (India) v Sri Lanka
5-33 Ravindra Jadeja (India) v South Africa
5-52 Mitchell Santner (New Zealand) v Netherlands
5-54 Shaheen Shah Afridi (Pakistan) v Australia
5-54 Mohammed Shami (India) v New Zealand
5-80 Dilshan Madushanka (Sri Lanka) v India