Saturday, 30 May 2015

Another Blatter coronation

FIFA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
Two-thirds majority (139 votes) required in first round of voting. Simple majority required (105 votes) required in the second round of voting.

Round12
Sepp Blatter (SUI)133-
Prince Ali bin Hussein (JOR) 73withdrew

BELEAGUERED FIFA president Sepp Blatter defied widespread condemnation and corruption allegations to secure a fifth successive term at the top of world football.

Blatter took 133 of the available 209 votes in the first round of voting in the election at the 65th FIFA Congress in Zurich. His sole opponent, Prince Ali bin Hussein of Jordan, received 73 while three members abstained.

Technically, by the rules, Blatter's first round total was not actually enough for him to win outright as a two-thirds majority (139) was required.

But, on hearing of his 60-vote deficit - and with no third party from which to attract votes - Prince Ali sensibly prevented a completely pointless second vote by officially withdrawing.

Blatter was therefore the winner after one round by default - and, at least in this case, the ridiculous farce had not been extended.

Of course, the Swiss - while seemingly acknowledging his organisation was facing some difficulties - somehow considered the result to be a vindication of his presidency.

He said: "I thank you. You have accepted me for the next 4 years. I will be in command of this boat of FIFA. We will bring it back of shore."

It is a metaphor he has used before. At his last election in 2011, he said: "Our ship is in troubled waters and I am the captain weathering the storm. This is a difficult period for FIFA and I admit that readily.

"Not only is the pyramid shaking but our ship has drawn some water."

But, at that election too, the now 79-year-old Swiss had promised that his fourth term would be his last.

Nevertheless, the u-turn over the length of Blatter's reign is probably one of the least of the alleged crimes committed by FIFA members following a frankly extraordinary week.

On Wednesday, US prosecutors, backed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), indicted 14 FIFA officials and associates, with seven arrested in a dawn raid at their upmarket hotel in Zurich.

They are accused of bribery, racketeering and money-laundering involving tens of millions of dollars since 1991.

Meanwhile, Swiss authorities have launched a separate criminal investigation into the awarding of the 2018 and 2022 World Cup tournaments to Russia and Qatar.

Instead of action only being taken by legal representatives, though, it is now surely also time for people inside football to stand up and defend themselves.

Incredible statistics show 1,200 migrant workers have already died building Qatar's World Cup stadia - there are still provisionally seven years ago. Quite simply, enough is enough.

Undoubtedly, the greatest hope lies with UEFA - ignoring the fact that, in the past, it has hardly been a bastion of good governance either.

Nevertheless, a European boycott of the 2018 and 2022 World Cups now looks as if it is a real possibility - and, for the good of football, it actually needs to happen.

Other major and developing countries - Argentina, perhaps Brazil, and certainly United States and Australia - could join the likes of Germany, Italy, France and England in a competitive 'rebel' tournament.

After all, only then will the most important players in this FIFA farrago - the huge corporate sponsors - actually sit up and take notice.

Ultimately then the aim would be to have a new world governing body still including countries from Africa and Asia.

Elitist isolationism - while a valid UEFA-led tactic in the short-term to put pressure on FIFA - will simply end up breeding yet more resentment in the developing football world.

The argument works the other way too - as, eventually, the lack of African and Asian players involved would make football a duller sport overall.

Nevertheless, in any new arrangement, the weight of votes in the presidential election would need to be changed and directly connected to an improved ranking system.

This would bring to an end the crazy current situation in which dozens of African and Asian countries which have never got close to qualifying for the World Cup finals can out-vote those with the strongest football traditions.

Ideally, it would also then encourage the developing nations to invest their money in the right areas.

For instance, if Qatar or any other footballing backwaters wanted to have more influence in football's new world order, they would need to improve their training facilities and infrastructure.

This would logically produce a better and more consistent team - and up the rankings they would surely go thus earning more influence in an entirely valid way.

Perhaps all that sounds like a pipe-dream - but one thing is for sure: the status quo cannot continue.

Blatter, elected unopposed in 2007 and 2011, still barely faced a challenge this time. One contender, former Portugal star Luis Figo summed up the situation when pulling out of the race earlier this week.

Figo said: "This process is anything but an election. This process is a plebiscite for the delivery of absolute power to one man - something I refuse to go along with."

And, in the end, it was indeed as easy as ABC. This was Another Blatter Coronation.

At the same time, it seems thankfully as if the endgame is approaching. For now, though, it remains unclear whether Blatter - and FIFA - will be brought down by the FBI, by a UEFA-led boycott, or by a combination of the two.

Regardless, it would be simply incredible if he was still in his post by the end of this term. Something must and will happen.

Saturday, 23 May 2015

Eurovision 2015: Swing and a miss

BRITISH hopes of reversing their recent wretched Eurovision form were dealt a blow by an early placing in the running order.

Electro swing duet Electro Velvet will be fifth on stage in Vienna as they seek to claim a first title in the contest for the United Kingdom since Katrina & The Waves triumphed in 1997.

But, by the time the show is over tonight, Electro Velvet - namely Alex Larke and Bianca Nicholas - could well have joined the likes of Javine Hylton, Daz Sampson, Scooch, Andy Abraham, and Josh Dubovie as largely forgotten failures.

At least, the duo should avoid the fate of Jemini who scored the infamous nul points in 2003. The bookmakers, though, have little faith in the pair delivering even a top-half performance.

Unfortunately, it is not difficult to see why. Larke is a singer in a Rolling Stones tribute band while Nicholas is a failed contestant from BBC show The Voice.

The choice, which was not open to the public, simply screams of averageness.

Worse, the music itself - though an admirably brave move away from entering another insipid ballad - is too repetitive and probably no better than many a provisional cabaret act.

All in all, the music video (see link 05 below) is probably the best part of it - but Eurovision rules restrict the number of people on stage so it cannot be replicated in all of its glory.

Instead, Sweden and Russia head the betting with wildcard entrants Australia, here to celebrate the 60th anniversary of this illustrious competition, acting as a stalking horse.

That is where the clever money will be - as, for me, this year's British entry is sadly a swing and a miss, albeit a brave one. It would be simply great to be proved wrong, though.

Tune in to BBC One at 8pm to find out.

EUROVISION 2015 RUNNING ORDER
Click on the links for the official Eurovision videos of each of the songs. Odds supplied by Ladbrokes. See www.oddschecker.com/tv/eurovision/winner 

CountryArtist - SongOdds
01SloveniaMaraaya - Here For You50/1
02FranceLisa Angell - N'oubliez pas (Don't forget)150/1
03IsraelNadav Guedj - Golden Boy33/1
04EstoniaElina Born & Stig Rästa - Goodbye to Yesterday 20/1
05United KingdomElectro Velvet - Still In Love With You100/1
06ArmeniaGenealogy - Face The Shadow100/1
07LithuaniaMonika Linkytė & Vaidas Baumila - This Time150/1
08SerbiaBojana Stamenov - Beauty Never Lies25/1
09NorwayMørland & Debrah Scarlett - A Monster Like Me25/1
10SwedenMåns Zelmerlöw - Heroes13/8 fav
11CyprusJohn Karayiannis - One Thing I Should Have Done100/1
12AustraliaGuy Sebastian - Tonight Again12/1
13BelgiumLoïc Nottet - Rhythm Inside7/1
14AustriaThe Makemakes - I Am Yours200/1
15GreeceMaria Elena Kyriakou - One Last Breath66/1
16MontenegroKnez - Adio (Goodbye)150/1
17GermanyAnn Sophie - Black Smoke
200/1
18PolandMonika Kuszyńska - In the Name of Love250/1
19LatviaAminata - Love Injected33/1
20RomaniaVoltaj - De la capăt (All over Again)100/1
21SpainEdurne - Amanecer (Dawn)50/1
22HungaryBoggie - Wars for Nothing150/1
23GeorgiaNina Sublatti - Warrior66/1
24AzerbaijanElnur Hüseynov - Hour of the Wolf33/1
25RussiaPolina Gagarina - A Million Voices7/2
26AlbaniaElhaida Dani - I'm Alive100/1
27ItalyIl Volo - Grande amore (Great love)10/3

EUROVISION 2015 RESULT


Artist - SongPoints (Douze)
(1)SwedenMåns Zelmerlöw - Heroes365 (12)
(2)RussiaPolina Gagarina - A Million Voices303 (5)
(3)ItalyIl Volo - Grande amore (Great love)292 (9)
(4)BelgiumLoïc Nottet - Rhythm Inside217 (3)
(5)AustraliaGuy Sebastian - Tonight Again196 (2)
(6)LatviaAminata - Love Injected186 (3)
(7)EstoniaElina Born & Stig Rästa - Goodbye to Yesterday 106
(8)NorwayMørland & Debrah Scarlett - A Monster Like Me102
(9)IsraelNadav Guedj - Golden Boy97
(10)SerbiaBojana Stamenov - Beauty Never Lies53 (1)
(11)GeorgiaNina Sublatti - Warrior51
(12)AzerbaijanElnur Hüseynov - Hour of the Wolf49 (1)
(13)MontenegroKnez - Adio (Goodbye)44 (1)
(14)SloveniaMaraaya - Here For You39
(15)RomaniaVoltaj - De la capăt (All over Again)35 (1)
(16)ArmeniaGenealogy - Face The Shadow34 (1)
(17)AlbaniaElhaida Dani - I'm Alive34 (1)
(18)LithuaniaMonika Linkytė & Vaidas Baumila - This Time30
(19)GreeceMaria Elena Kyriakou - One Last Breath23
(20)HungaryBoggie - Wars for Nothing19
(21)SpainEdurne - Amanecer (Dawn)15
(22)CyprusJohn Karayiannis - One Thing I Should Have Done11
(23)PolandMonika Kuszyńska - In the Name of Love10
(24)United KingdomElectro Velvet - Still In Love With You5
(25)FranceLisa Angell - N'oubliez pas (Don't forget)4
(26)AustriaThe Makemakes - I Am Yours0
(27)GermanyAnn Sophie - Black Smoke
0

Friday, 8 May 2015

Election 2015: Tories take control as Nationalists sweep Scotland

GENERAL ELECTION 2015 RESULT
CON36.9% (+0.8%)331 (+24)
LAB30.5% (+1.4%)232 (-26)
SNP4.8% (+3.1%)56 (+50)
LD7.8% (-15.1%)8 (-49)
UKIP12.6% (+9.5%)1 (+1)
GRN3.8% (+2.8%)1 (nc)
PC0.6% (nc)3 (nc)
Others3%18 (nc)
CON majority of 12 seats - Turnout 66.1%

DAVID CAMERON returned to Downing Street for a second term after the Conservatives won a sensational, and largely unforeseen, first majority since 1992.

The Tories won 331 of the 650 seats on a devastating night for Labour - and it was also one which just about completely wiped out the Liberal Democrats.

Unsurprisingly, given the outcome, Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg both resigned as party leaders - and Nigel Farage joined them after he failed to win a House of Commons seat for UKIP for a seventh time. 

Meanwhile, in Scotland, the Nationalists' revolution - which began last September during the independence referendum - continued unremittingly.

Nicola Stugeon's party took 56 of the 59 seats available to them with some absolutely stunning victories, and so became easily the third biggest party at Westminster.

Shadow Foreign Secretary Douglas Alexander was beaten by 20-year-old student Mhairi Black, while Scottish Labour leader Jim Murphy also lost his seat. In Gordon, former SNP leader Alec Salmond returned to Westminster after a five-year absence.

And, eventually, only Edinburgh South for Labour, Orkney & Shetland for the Lib Dems and Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale & Tweeddale for the Conservatives escaped the SNP's clutches.

Elsewhere, it was a night of truly historic swings north of the border with Glasgow North East taken on a swing of 39.3%, and Gordon Brown's former seat - Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath - also falling on a swing far in excess of 30%.

But the worst thing about this election for Labour was that the defeats were not confined solely to Scotland. In England and Wales too, Labour fared poorly.

Straight away, a sense of shock filled their camp as the exit poll, released at 10pm on BBC, ITV and Sky, showed the Tories were just short of a majority.

It was totally out of line with the stalemate in the polls throughout the campaign - and was dismissed by several commentators in the election studios.

As time went on, though, it became clear the research had actually underestimated Conservative support and Mr Cameron was set for a majority.

Ultimately, Mr Miliband's party made just 10 direct gains from the Tories, and all-but-one of these were rebuffed by the Tories surprisingly taking Labour seats back in response. It was a hideously depressing night for the left.

The biggest of these shocks was in the Leeds suburb of Morley and Outwood where, as dawn broke, the undoubted Portillo moment of the 2015 election took place.

Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls, so long the right-hand man of Mr Miliband, was defeated by Andrea Jenkyns. The Tories had another unexpected seat on the board.

By then, though, the result only simply served to cap a huge Labour failure which had already become apparent much earlier in the night.

Nuneaton was on Labour's target list and North Warwickshire was the closest Tory-Labour marginal of all. They both again returned a Conservative MP.

Remarkably then, Mr Cameron became the first Prime Minister since Margaret Thatcher in 1983 to increase his party's representation following a period of governance.

The same cannot be said for junior coalition partners, the shattered Lib Dems, who lost 49 of their 57 seats after totally collapsing to the Conservatives, Labour and the SNP.

Of course, Mr Clegg's decision to form a coalition with the Conservatives in 2010 can still be considered an eminently sensible and responsible one, given the arithmetic at the time.

But his party's failure thereafter to adhere to high-profile promises on tuition fees and VAT cost them dearly - and a moribund, identity-less campaign was always going to leave a ragtag bunch facing oblivion.

Mr Clegg himself held onto his seat in Sheffield Hallam, after rumours he would not, but other high-profile figures such as Danny Alexander, Vince Cable, Simon Hughes, and Charles Kennedy all lost out.

In fact, their final representation of just eight MPs is the lowest return by a Liberal party since the 1956 - and it will be a long road back to respectability, if indeed it ever happens at all.

For now, though, a country effectively divided in three parts can only watch on as Mr Cameron sets the agenda.

The reshuffle so far has been nothing of the sort. George Osborne, Theresa May and Philip Hammond all kept their positions of Chancellor, Home Secretary, and Foreign Secretary respectively - and Mr Hammond, in particular, has an interesting few months ahead.

With a relatively small majority, Tory backbenchers will ensure the promised referendum on Europe happens sooner rather than later - and any stalling would spell trouble for Mr Cameron.

Remember, the last Conservative Prime Minister to win a majority, John Major, saw his premiership dominated and ruined by rebellions over Europe and the Maastricht Treaty. Remember too, Mr Major had a majority of 21, nine more than Mr Cameron.

But, while it may not all be plain sailing for the Prime Minister, his remarkable win has now given him clear blue water. Will the good ship Great Britain sink or sail?

Thursday, 7 May 2015

Election 2015: The full results

CON36.9% (+0.8%)331 (+24)
LAB30.5% (+1.4%)232 (-26)
SNP4.8% (+3.1%)56 (+50)
LD7.8% (-15.1%)8 (-49)
UKIP12.6% (+9.5%)1 (+1)
GRN3.8% (+2.8%)1 (nc)
PC0.6% (nc)3 (nc)
Others3%18 (nc)
CON majority of 12 - Turnout tbc

EXIT POLL CON short of a majority by 10.
CON 316 LAB 239 SNP 58 LD 10 PC 4 UKIP 2 GRN 2 OTH 19

HEADLINES
* First Conservative majority government since 1992.
* Scottish National Party win all-but-three Scottish seats.
* Miliband resigns after devastating defeat.
* Clegg resigns after making his party an irrelevance.
* Farage resigns after failing in South Thanet for UKIP.
 

REGION-BY-REGION AS IT STANDS
NORTH EAST ENGLAND
Conservative
Berwick-upon-Tweed - Hexham - Stockton South
Labour
Bishop Auckland - Blaydon - Blyth Valley - Darlington - City of Durham - North Durham - North West Durham - Easington - Gateshead - Hartlepool - Houghton & Sunderland South - Jarrow - Middlesbrough - Middlesbrough South & East Cleveland - Newcastle upon Tyne Central - Newcastle upon Tyne East - Newcastle upon Tyne North - Sedgefield - South Shields - Stockton North - Sunderland Central - Tynemouth - North Tyneside - Redcar - Wansbeck - Washington & Sunderland West

NORTH WEST ENGLAND
Conservative
Altrincham & Sale West - Blackpool North & Cleveleys - Bolton West - Bury North - Carlisle - Cheadle - Congleton - Crewe & Nantwich - Eddisbury - Fylde - Hazel Grove - Macclesfield - Morecambe & Lunesdale - Pendle - Penrith & The Border - Ribble Valley - Rossendale & Darwen - South Ribble - Tatton - Warrington South - Weaver Vale - Wyre & Preston North
Labour
Ashton Under Lyne - Barrow & Furness - Birkenhead - Blackburn - Blackley & Broughton - Blackpool South - Bolton North East - Bolton South East - Bootle - Burnley - Bury South - City of Chester - Chorley - Copeland - Denton & Reddish - Ellesmere Port & Neston - Garston & Halewood - Halton - Heywood & Middleton - Hyndburn - Knowsley - Lancashire West - Lancaster & Fleetwood - Leigh - Liverpool Riverside - Liverpool Walton - Liverpool Wavertree - Liverpool West Derby - Makerfield - Manchester Central - Manchester Gorton - Manchester Withington - Oldham East & Saddleworth - Oldham West & Royton - Preston - Rochdale - St Helens North - St Helens South & Whiston - Salford & Eccles - Sefton Central - Stalybridge & Hyde - Stockport - Stretford & Urmston - Wallasey - Warrington North - Wigan - Wirral South - Wirral West - Workington - Worsley & Eccles South - Wythenshawe & Sale East
Liberal Democrats
Southport - Westmorland & Lonsdale

YORKSHIRE & HUMBER
Conservative
Beverley & Holderness - Brigg & Goole - Calder Valley - Cleethorpes - Colne Valley - Elmet & Rothwell - Haltemprice & Howden - Harrogate & Knaresborough - Keighley - Morley & Outwood - Pudsey - Richmond - Scarborough & Whitby - Selby & Ainsty - Shipley - Skipton & Ripon - Thirsk & Malton - York Outer - East Yorkshire
Labour
Barnsley Central - Barnsley East - Batley & Spen - Bradford East - Bradford South - Bradford West - Dewsbury - Don Valley - Doncaster Central - Doncaster North - Great Grimsby - Halifax - Hemsworth - Huddersfield - Kingston-upon-Hull East - Kingston-upon-Hull North - Kingston-upon-Hull West & Hessle - Leeds Central - Leeds East - Leeds North East - Leeds West - Normanton, Pontefract & Castleford - Penistone & Stocksbrige - Rother Valley - Rotherham - Scunthorpe - Sheffield Brightside & Hillsborough - Sheffield Central - Sheffield Heeley - Sheffield South East - Wakefield - Wentworth & Dearne - York Central
Liberal Democrats
Leeds North West - Sheffield Hallam

EAST MIDLANDS
Conservative
Amber Valley - Boston & Skegness - Bosworth - Broxtowe - Charnwood - Corby - Daventry - Derby North - Derbyshire Dales - Mid Derbyshire - South Derbyshire - Erewash - Gainsborough - Grantham & Stamford - Harborough - High Peak - Kettering - North West Leicestershire - South Leicestershire - Lincoln - Loughborough - Louth & Horncastle - Newark - Northampton North - Northampton South - South Northamptonshire - Rushcliffe - Rutland & Melton - Sherwood - Sleaford & North Hykeham - South Holland & The Deepings - Wellingborough
Labour
Ashfield - Bassetlaw - Bolsover - Chesterfield - Derby South - North East Derbyshire - Gedling - Leicester East - Leicester South - Leicester West - Mansfield - Nottingham East - Nottingham North - Nottingham South

WEST MIDLANDS
Conservative
Aldridge-Brownhills - Bromsgrove - Burton - Cannock Chase - Dudley South - Halesowen & Rowley Regis - Hereford & South Herefordshire - North Herefordshire - Kenilworth & Southam - Lichfield - Ludlow - Meriden - Nuneaton - Redditch - Rugby - Shrewsbury & Atcham - North Shropshire - Solihull - Stafford - Staffordshire Moorlands - South Staffordshire - Stone - Stourbridge - Stratford-on-Avon - Sutton Coldfield - Tamworth - Telford - Warwick & Leamington - North Warwickshire - Worcester - Mid Worcestershire 
Labour
Birmingham Edgbaston - Birmingham Erdington - Birmingham Hall Green - Birmingham Hodge Hill - Birmingham Ladywood - Birmingham Northfield - Birmingham Perry Barr - Birmingham Selly Oak - Birmingham Yardley - Coventry North East - Coventry North West - Coventry South - Dudley North - Newcastle-under-Lyme - Stoke-on-Trent Central - Stoke-on-Trent North - Stoke-on-Trent South - Walsall North - Walsall South - Warley - West Bromwich East - West Bromwich West - Wolverhampton North East - Wolverhampton South East - Wolverhampton South West
 
EAST ENGLAND
Conservative
Basildon & Billericay - South Basildon & East Thurrock - Bedford - Mid Bedfordshire - North East Bedfordshire - South West Bedfordshire - Braintree - Brentwood & Ongar - Broadland - Broxbourne - Bury St Edmunds - North East Cambridgeshire - North West Cambridgeshire - South Cambridgeshire - South East Cambridgeshire - Castle Point - Chelmsford - Colchester - Epping Forest - Great Yarmouth - Harlow - Harwich & North Essex - Hemel Hempstead - Hertford & Stortford - North East Hertfordshire - South West Hertfordshire - Hertsmere - Hitchin & Harpenden - Huntingdon - Ipswich - Maldon - Mid Norfolk - North West Norfolk - South Norfolk - South West Norfolk - Norwich North - Peterborough - Rayleigh & Wickford - Rochford & Southend East - Saffron Walden - St Albans - Southend West - Stevenage - Central Suffolk & Ipswich North - Suffolk Coastal - South Suffolk - West Suffolk - Thurrock - Watford - Waveney - Welwyn Hatfield - Witham
Labour
Cambridge - Luton North - Luton South - Norwich South
Liberal Democrats 
North Norfolk
UKIP
Clacton

SOUTH EAST ENGLAND
Conservative
Aldershot - Arundel & South Downs - Ashford - Aylesbury - Banbury - Basingstoke - Beaconsfield - Bexhill & Battle - Bognor Regis & Littlehampton - Bracknell - Brighton Kemptown - Canterbury - Chatham & Aylesford - Chesham & Amersham - Chichester - Crawley - Dartford - Dover - Eastbourne - Eastleigh - Epsom & Ewell - Esher & Walton - Fareham - Faversham & Mid Kent - Folkestone & Hythe - Gillingham & Rainham - Gosport - Gravesham - Guildford - East Hampshire - North East Hampshire - North West Hampshire - Hastings & Rye - Havant - Henley - Horsham - Isle of Wight - Lewes - Maidenhead - Maidstone & The Weald - Meon Valley - Milton Keynes North - Milton Keynes South - Mole Valley - New Forest East - New Forest West - Newbury - Oxford West & Abingdon - Portsmouth North - Portsmouth South - Reading East - Reading West - Reigate - Rochester & Strood - Romsey & Southampton North - Runnymede & Weybridge - Sevenoaks - Sittingbourne & Sheppey - Southampton Itchen - Spelthorne - East Surrey - Surrey Heath - South West Surrey - Mid Sussex - North Thanet - South Thanet - Tonbridge & Malling - Tunbridge Wells - Wantage - Wealden - Winchester - Windsor - Witney - Woking - Wokingham - Worthing East & Shoreham - Worthing West - Wycombe
Labour
Hove - Oxford East - Slough - Southampton Test
Green
Brighton Pavilion
Other (speaker)
Buckinghamshire

LONDON
Conservative
Battersea - Beckenham - Bexleyheath & Crayford - Bromley & Chislehurst - Chelsea & Fulham - Chingford & Woodford Green - Chipping Barnet - Cities of London & Westminster - Croydon Central - Croydon South - Enfield Southgate - Finchley & Golders Green - Harrow East - Hendon - Hornchurch & Upminster - Kensington - Kingston & Surbiton - Old Bexley & Sidcup - Orpington - Putney - Richmond Park - Romford - Ruislip, Northwood & Pinner - Sutton & Cheam - Twickenham - Uxbridge & Ruislip South - Wimbledon
Labour
Barking - Bermondsey & Old Southwark - Bethnal Green & Bow - Brentford & Isleworth - Brent Central - Brent North - Camberwell & Peckham - Croydon North - Dagenham & Rainham - Dulwich & West Norwood - Ealing Central & Acton - Ealing North - Ealing Southall - East Ham - Edmonton - Eltham - Enfield North - Erith & Thamesmead - Feltham & Heston - Greenwich & Woolwich - Hackney North & Stoke Newington - Hackney South & Shoreditch - Hammersmith - Hampstead & Kilburn - Harrow West - Hayes & Harlington - Holborn & St Pancras - Hornsey & Wood Green - Ilford North - Ilford South - Islington North - Islington South & Finsbury - Lewisham Deptford - Lewisham East - Lewisham West & Penge - Leyton & Wantstead - Mitcham & Morden - Poplar & Limehouse - Streatham - Tooting - Tottenham - Vauxhall - Walthamstow - West Ham - Westminster North 
Liberal Democrats
Carshalton & Wallington

SOUTH WEST ENGLAND
Conservative
Bath - Bournemouth East - Bournemouth West - Bridgwater & Somerset West - Bristol North West - Camborne & Redruth - Cheltenham - Chippenham - Christchurch - North Cornwall - South East Cornwall - The Cotswolds - Devizes - Central Devon - East Devon - North Devon - South West Devon - West Devon and Torridge - Mid Dorset and North Poole - North Dorset - South Dorset - West Dorset - Filton & Bradley Stoke - Forest of Dean - Gloucester - Kingswood - Newton Abbot - Plymouth Moor View - Plymouth Sutton & Devonport - Poole - St Austell & Newquay - St Ives - Salisbury - North Somerset - North East Somerset - Somerton & Frome - Stroud - North Swindon - South Swindon - Taunton Deane - Tewkesbury - Thornbury & Yate - Tiverton & Honiton - Torbay - Totnes - Truro & Falmouth - Wells - Weston-Super-Mare - North Wiltshire - South West Wiltshire - Yeovil  
Labour
Bristol East - Bristol South - Bristol West - Exeter

SCOTLAND
Conservative
Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale & Tweeddale
Labour
Edinburgh South
Scottish National Party
Aberdeen North - Aberdeen South - Aberdeenshire West & Kincardine - Airdree & Shotts - Angus - Argyll & Bute - Ayr, Carrick & Cumnock - Ayrshire Central - Ayrshire North & Arran - Banff & Buchan - Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk - Caithness, Sutherland & Easter Ross - Coatbridge, Chryston & Bellshill - Cumbernauld, Kilsyth & Kirkintilloch East - Dumfries & Galloway - East Dunbartonshire - West Dunbartonshire - Dundee East - Dundee West - Dunfermline & West Fife - East Kilbride, Strathaven & Lesmahagow - East Lothian - Edinburgh East - Edinburgh North & Leith - Edinburgh South West - Edinburgh West - Falkirk - North East Fife - Glasgow Central - Glasgow East - Glasgow North - Glasgow North East - Glasgow North West - Glasgow South - Glasgow South West - Glenrothes - Gordon - Inverclyde - Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch & Strathspey - Kilmarnock & Loudoun - Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath - Lanark & Hamilton East - Linlithgow & Falkirk East - Livingston - Midlothian - Moray - Motherwell & Wishaw - Na h-Eileanan an lar - Ochil & South Perthshire - Paisley & Renfrewshire North - Paisley & Renfrewshire South - Perth & North Perthshire - East Renfewshire - Ross, Sky & Lochaber - Rutherglen & Hamilton West - Stirling 
Liberal Democrats
Orkney & Shetland

WALES
Conservative
Aberconwy - Brecon & Radnorshire - Cardiff North - Carmarthen West & South Pembrokeshire - Clwyd West - Gower - Monmouth - Montgomeryshire - Preseli Pembrokeshire - Vale of Clwyd - Vale of Glamorgan
Labour
Aberavon - Alyn & Deeside - Blaenau Gwent - Bridgend - Caerphilly - Cardiff Central - Cardiff South & Penarth - Cardiff West - Clwyd South - Cynon Valley - Delyn - Islwyn - Llanelli - Merthyr Tydfil & Rhymney - Neath - Newport East - Newport West - Ogmore - Pontypridd - Rhondda - Swansea East - Swansea West - Torfaen - Wrexham - Ynys Mon
Liberal Democrats
Ceredigion
Plaid Cymru
Arfon - Carmarthen East & Dinefwr - Dwyfor Meirionnydd  

NORTHERN IRELAND
Democratic Unionist
Belfast East - Belfast North - East Antrim - East Londonderry - Lagan Valley - North Antrim - Strangford - Upper Bann
Ulster Unionist
Fermanagh & South Tyrone - South Antrim
Sinn Fein
Belfast West - Mid Ulster - Newry & Armagh - West Tyrone
Social Democratic and Labour Party
Belfast South - Foyle - South Down
Independent
North Down

Seats in bold changed hands

Election 2015: Tangled up in news

STILL not decided who you are going to vote for when the polls open? Don't bother listening to the national press - which seems altogether pretty confused.

In fairness to the newspapers, this is a General Election in which the result and the aftermath are going to be much more fascinating than a largely uneventful campaign.

There has been no Gillian Duffy moment, no John Prescott punches and certainly no incidents of party leaders falling into the sea.

Green leader Natalie Bennett has had an unfortunate frog in the throat in an "excruciating" interview - while UKIP has had inevitable problems with a candidate or two.

The three main Westminster parties, however, have run sickeningly dull, stage-managed campaigns in which journalists have been restricted in how many questions they could ask - and even in their access.

Of course, there were always going to be the broadcasters' set piece events: first, David Cameron and Ed Miliband were quizzed by Jeremy Paxman before being questioned by the audience on Sky and Channel 4 in the Battle for Number 10.

A couple of weeks later, there was a seven-way leaders' debate on ITV - and then, two weeks after that, an opposition leaders' debate followed on BBC.

Finally, last week, the usual Question Time panel format was replaced by questions from the audience to Mr Cameron, Mr Miliband and Liberal Democrats leader Nick Clegg separately.

Unfortunately, none of it has been particularly enterprising or even stopped me - a self-confessed political geek - from watching football during the Battle for Number 10, going to a football pub quiz during the leaders' debate and a gig during the opposition leaders' debate.

Of course, I did the best I could to catch-up on such events by watching the news headlines and then full re-runs where time allowed.

But at no stage did it feel, at the time, as if I had missed out on anything particularly major - and the complete stalemate in the polls would suggest this to be true.

As such, perhaps it is no surprise to have seen national newspapers over the last few weeks ramp up the rhetoric in an attempt to get something - anything - extraordinary to happen.

Instead, all they seem to have achieved is a bunch of, often contradictory, headlines which make them look rather silly indeed.

For instance, after the seven-way leaders' debate, the headline on the front page of the Guardian was "Labour buoyed as Miliband edges Cameron in snap poll".

By contrast, the Telegraph went with "Miliband flops as outsiders shine" and the Sun produced a dreadful double-entendre next to a photograph of Mr Miliband.

In fact, an average of the four polls held after the debate made it difficult to tell who had 'won' - with Mr Cameron on 22%, Mr Miliband on 21.5%, UKIP leader Nigel Farage on 21% and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon on 20%.

Ever since, of course, Ms Sturgeon's reputation has grown and she has emerged as one of the principle figures of the campaign - even though she is not standing for Parliament herself.

The Scottish Sun has even backed her party in a complete contradiction to its own national edition which has backed the Conservatives to "stop the SNP from running the country" under a minority Labour administration.

The Daily Mail has also taken to a demonisation of Ms Sturgeon - even referring to her as the "most dangerous woman in Britain". Funnily enough, that again did not quite make it into its Scottish edition.

It also appeared rather confused again yesterday when top half of its front page ranted against a potential Labour government and the bottom half despaired at a basic public service, waiting times for GPs.

Elsewhere, the Telegraph seems to have become obsessed with offering the whole of its front page to letters from business people backing Mr Cameron's government.

Shortly after the Budget, it published a "key" list of supporters - and then, in a separate list, the solicited responses of 5,000 small business owners were plastered across the paper just over a week ago.

Except the impressive number of 5,000 was rather less than that - some of the names were duplicates, others no longer had current business, and at least one signatory even asked to be removed.

Daily Express readers will no doubt be disappointed when it slowly dawns on them that, under the First Past the Post electoral system, UKIP's relative popularity will not translate into dozens of seats.

Meanwhile, the Independent must also be bracing itself for disappointment having stuck by the Lib Dems.

The Guardian, which backed the Lib Dems in 2010, has switched its allegiance to Labour - but it, too, was caught out when it prematurely predicted a surge for Mr Miliband's party on the back of just three half decent polls in a row.

Instead, the polls, averaged week-on-week, have remained obstinately level.

However, this does, of course, leave the election wide open with claims to post-election legitimacy perhaps even extending to the total number of votes overall as much as total number of seats.

It is important then for everyone to use their vote, and for everyone to vote on the strength of their own views - not those of anyone or anything else, least of all the newspapers.

Polling stations are open from 7am-10pm.

Sunday, 3 May 2015

World Snooker final: Battle-scarred Bingham gets run of the ball at last


2015 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL 
(8) Shaun MURPHY 15-18 Stuart BINGHAM (10)
Session One (4-4): 103-44 (68), 69-51 (59), 74-5 (65), 0-105 (105), 15-68 (56), 90-0 (90), 7-55, 30-73 (65) 
Session Two (5-4): 74-57 (M 74 B 57), 106-1 (106), 121-14 (121), 97-41 (51), 1-76 (76), 7-129 (123), 0-113 (89), 76-0 (76), 22-67 (53)
Session Three (2-6):  4-87 (87), 40-68 (51), 0-112 (112), 23-95 (50), 80-4 (59), 0-87 (87), 84-0 (84), 7-86 (57)
Session Four (4-4): 73-6, 6-102 (102), 75-55 (75), 68-29 (64), 76-0, 56-80, 3-68 (55), 1-88 (88)


STUART BINGHAM caused a major snooker shock last night after he became the oldest player to win the World Championship at the Crucible since Ray Reardon in 1978.

Essex potter Bingham, aged 38, knocked in an 88 break in the 33rd frame to beat 2005 champion Shaun Murphy 18-15 in one of the best finals of recent years.

There were no fewer than six centuries in the showpiece match, a total which ensured the 2015 tournament broke the overall record for Crucible tons. Eighty-six were scored in the end.

Indeed, Bingham's first major contribution to the contest was a run of 105 - although this was simply necessary to get a foothold after Murphy opened with breaks of 68, 59 and 65 to 3-0 up.

By the end of the first session, Bingham had levelled the contest at 4-4 - but, on Sunday evening, Murphy re-established his dominance with back-to-back centuries as part of a sequence of four frames in a row.

Somehow, Bingham clung on and he came back again with runs of 76, 123, and 89.

And, although Murphy took frame 16 with his own effort of 76, Bingham took the 17th to trail only 9-8 overnight.

Having been 3-0 and 8-4 behind, that was some achievement - and, having restored parity immediately with an 87 yesterday afternoon, Bingham then opened up his own three-frame advantage.

All the momentum was with the man nicknamed Ball-run - and, in frame 20, a sequence of 14 reds and blacks even gave rise to the possibility of a first ever maximum break in a World Championship final.

Sadly, it was not to be as Bingham missed out on the 147 after being unable to remove the last red off the cushion.

Nevertheless, he quickly got over any disappointment and held his lead into the last session, cancelling out Murphy's frame-winning runs of 49 and 84 with contributions of 87 and 57 himself.

Regardless, it was always going to be in the concluding session where the final was properly decided - the match had swung too many times and was too close to think otherwise.

But Bingham pretty much picked up last night where he had left off in the afternoon, equalling Murphy's early effort with a 102 to retain a three-frame lead.

Yet it was by no means an unassailable advantage - and, in fact, it did not last - as Murphy knocked in breaks of 75 and 64 to make it 15-15.

For the next hour and four minutes, though, the two finalists would then contest the most pivotal frame of the match.

"It’s unreal," Bingham said. "At 15-15 I thought my chance was gone. My arm felt like someone else’s and the nerves had got to me. 

"But we had a marathon 31st frame, I pinched it on the colours and from then on I played pretty solid."

The decisive breakthrough actually looked to have been made quite early on by a long red from Bingham - but the cue ball cannoned off another red and went in-off.

Murphy tried to capitalise but missed on the yellow, found himself snookered and then went in-off himself three times before an excruciatingly four further misses.

By this stage, the penalty points had given Bingham control of the frame - and he again put Murphy in trouble by sending the yellow up to the top cushion and putting the 2005 champion behind the green.

Incredibly, Murphy went in-off again - but it was not until the 32-year-old unintentionally potted the blue and left the chance of snookers nigh-on impossible that Bingham began to find breathing room.

And, at the same time, not just breathing room - yes, the frame had lasted so long that it had even involved a bathroom break for Bingham. 

Undoubtedly, though, it had all been worth it - and, as it happened, it was the first of one last three-frame push.

Frame 32 went to Bingham, thanks largely to a 55 break - and Murphy then still had no answer as his opponent got in first in the 33rd and, ultimately final, rack of the match.

The high quality 88 break was in keeping with the match and the tournament as a whole with heavy scoring frames far outweighing tactical battles.

As such, it was no surprise to see Murphy emerge from the top half of the draw after world number Mark Selby fell victim to the Crucible Curse - and a remarkable debut effort from young Scotsman Anthony McGill.

However, it was perhaps more of a surprise that neither Ronnie O'Sullivan nor Judd Trump could make it through from the bottom half.

That, of course, was down solely to Bingham who beat them both - with the Trump semi final going to a final frame decider following a string of centuries.

It was the emotionally-charged but well-deserved 13-9 win over five-time champion O'Sullivan, though, which Bingham admits really gave himself the belief he could go on to win the title.

And maybe that is all that was missing previously from Ball-run - that little bit of self-belief.

Certainly, there were no problems with his effort or attitude, as no player on the circuit has worked harder or travelled and played more than Bingham since Barry Hearn's global revolution of snooker.

All the toil then has culminated in this 17-day marathon of snooker - and so, while he may have been an unexpected champion, he can hardly be considered an unworthy one.

Yes, after all the defeats - and even the jibes - over the years, last night meant it had all still been worth it. Bingham had reached the pinnacle of his sport.

EARLIER RESULTS
FIRST ROUND Best of 19 frames

(1) Mark SELBY10-9Kurt MAFLIN

(16) Stephen MAGUIRE9-10Anthony McGILL

(9) Joe PERRY10-4ZHANG Anda

(8) Shaun MURPHY10-3Robin HULL

(5) Barry HAWKINS10-9Matthew SELT

(12) Mark ALLEN10-3Ryan DAY

(13) Ali CARTER10-5Alan McMANUS

(4) Neil ROBERTSON10-2Jamie JONES

(3) DING Junhui10-7Mark DAVIS

(14) John HIGGINS10-5Robert MILKINS

(11) Marco FU10-6Jimmy ROBERTSON

(6) Judd TRUMP10-6Stuart CARRINGTON

(7) Ricky WALDEN8-10Graeme DOTT

(10) Stuart BINGHAM10-7Robbie WILLIAMS

(15) Mark WILLIAMS2-10Matthew STEVENS

(2) Ronnie O'SULLIVAN10-3Craig STEADMAN

SECOND ROUND Best of 25 frames

(1) Mark SELBY9-13Anthony McGILL

(9) Joe PERRY5-13Shaun MURPHY (8)

(5) Barry HAWKINS13-11Mark ALLEN (12)

(13) Ali CARTER5-13Neil ROBERTSON (4)

(3) DING Junhui13-9John HIGGINS (14)

(11) Marco FU8-13Judd TRUMP (6)

Graeme DOTT5-13Stuart BINGHAM (10)

Matthew STEVENS5-13Ronnie O'SULLIVAN (2)

QUARTER FINALS Best of 25 frames

Anthony McGILL8-13Shaun MURPHY (8)

(5) Barry HAWKINS13-12Neil ROBERTSON (4)

(3) DING Junhui4-13Judd TRUMP (6)

(10) Stuart BINGHAM13-9Ronnie O'SULLIVAN (2)

SEMI FINALS Best of 33 frames

(8) Shaun MURPHY17-9Barry HAWKINS (5)

(6) Judd TRUMP16-17Stuart BINGHAM (10)

CENTURIES
145 Neil Robertson, Stuart Bingham
143 Neil Robertson
142 Neil Robertson
141 Neil Robertson
139 Ronnie O'Sullivan
138 Shaun Murphy
137 Anthony McGill
135 Ricky Walden, Ding Junhui
133 Neil Robertson, Judd Trump
132 Zhang Anda
131 Barry Hawkins, Joe Perry
130 Neil Robertson
129 Neil Robertson, Judd Trump
127 Ali Carter, Shaun Murphy, Judd Trump
125 Anthony McGill, Shaun Murphy
124 Mark Selby
123 Stuart Bingham
122 Anthony McGill  
121 Shaun Murphy (x3)
120 Mark Selby, Marco Fu
119 Neil Robertson
118 Ronnie O'Sullivan
116 Ronnie O'Sullivan
115 Matthew Stevens, Mark Allen, Neil Robertson (x2)
113 Judd Trump
112 Stuart Bingham
111 Matthew Stevens, Shaun Murphy, Judd Trump (x2)
110 Ronnie O'Sullivan
109 Neil Robertson, Matthew Selt, Ding Junhui, Judd Trump, Mark Allen, Barry Hawkins
108 Mark Selby, Barry Hawkins (x3), Judd Trump (x2)
106 Jimmy Robertson, John Higgins, Mark Davis, Shaun Murphy (x2), Stuart Bingham
105 Shaun Murphy (x2), Stuart Bingham
104 Ricky Walden, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Stuart Bingham, Barry Hawkins (x2)
103 Ronnie O'Sullivan, Barry Hawkins (x2)
102 Matthew Selt, Stuart Bingham (x3), Barry Hawkins, Judd Trump
101 Mark Allen, Shaun Murphy, Mark Selby
100 Stuart Bingham, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Shaun Murphy