Friday, 30 June 2023

Glastonbury review: There goes My Hero


ELTON JOHN brought down the curtain on a sun-baked Glastonbury Festival with his last ever concert in the United Kingdom as the Sunday night headliner on Pyramid Stage. 

The legendary 76-year-old self-styled Rocketman launched his set with Pinball Wizard. 

But, pretty soon, he was onto the tear-jerkers Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues, my own personal favourite - before further emotional performances of Someone Saved My Life Tonight, Your Song, and Candle in the Wind. 

Then the party got started as Tiny Dancer, Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Crocodile Rock, Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting and I'm Still Standing came in quick succession. 

Guests included Brandon Flowers of The Killers for Tiny Dancer - but absolutely no one would have guessed his other invitees:
▪️ the London Community Gospel Choir for Are You Ready For Love and Sad Songs (Say So Much)
▪️ TikTok star Stephen Sanchez for Until I Found You
▪️ Japanese singer Rina Sawayama for Don't Go Breaking My Heart 

Elton finished his set by dedicating Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me to his late fellow performer George Michael before leaving the stage after Rocket Man. Strangely, though, there was no encore. 

Earlier, the Pyramid stage opened on Saturday and Sunday with impressive stuff from Rick Astley and the Dixie Chicks respectively. 

Entertaining and self-effacing Astley got the mood right by mixing up his set somewhat with covers of Harry Styles's As It Was and, rather unexpectedly, Highway To Hell by AC/DC. 

Astley finished, of course, with a sing-a-long of Never Gonna Let You Down with the whole of the crowd. 

Elsewhere, the Other Stage also presented strong performances from the likes of The Hives and Lightning Seeds back-to-back early on Friday, and Generation Sex and Manic Street Preachers on Saturday. 

In particular, Generation Sex were a great throwback to height of punk rock as Billy Idol was joined by former Sex Pistols, Steve Jones and Paul Cook, to alternate between the most famous hits from Generation X and the Pistols. 

Idol finished with the brilliant version of My Way from the latter - and delivered a typically energetic performance despite somehow having to style it out in a leather jacket in the sweltering heat. 

Of course, any good Glastonbury visit goes beyond Pyramid and Other with options available on over 100 stages, big and small - and smaller. 

Steve Earle delighted on the Acoustic Stage with the proper version of Galway Girl while Richard Thompson of 1970s folk revivalists Fairport Convention slowed everything down there on a sweltering Saturday. 

The eclectic sounds of Congolese groovers Kanga Bongo Man really got feet moving in front of the West Holts stage, while Sparks provided another perfect throwback on The Park. 

Arcadia and Silver Hayes remain the prime late night area for dance music enthusiasts - and the giant fire-spewing spider Arcadia delivered great visuals even for more casual listeners to the genre. 

Elsewhere, South African a capella quintet The Joy provided much joy to the Rabbit Hole on Friday night - but the main action into the early hours still comes from the south east corner. 

On Sunday night, my close friend Jonathan, his amiable work shift partner Tom, and another friend Chris all ambled along the Old Railway Path in a successful attempt to keep the Festival going as long as possible. 

The sights of the south east corner were as eye-opening as ever with personal highlights being The Unfairground and The Temple, a Colosseum-style rave venue. 

Additionally, bizarre space rockers Henge performed an entertaining set on the Truth Stage before the final journey back to the tent at 5am on Monday was pleasantly interrupted by the New York Brass Band on the Rocket Lounge. 

As if we could end up anywhere else... 

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Back to the headliners on Pyramid - and the peaceful efforts of Yusuf/Cat Stevens somehow kept the ominous storm clouds away from delivering a downpour before Blondie stepped things up from opener One Way Or Another onwards. 

It was generally agreed, though, that Elton John provided the best big stage entertainment - while Arctic Monkeys on Friday night had been a major disappointment. 

Now, it is quite obvious that Alex Turner's group have undergone a significant style change since their debut album Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not. 

But there is absolutely no way that the frontman should be crooning away to old classics like Mardy Bum as well. It just doesn't work. 

Conversely, Guns N Roses on Saturday played in a far more orthodox hard-rock fashion - and, as such, will have pleased their hardcore fanbase.

The appearance of Dave Grohl during their closer Paradise City was a glorious way to finish - but the set, as a whole, lacked the wider connection to the crowd enjoyed by the Rocketman. 

Grohl, however, had already himself become the central figure of this edition of the Festival, as the worst-kept secret in Glastonbury history - the made-up band the Churn-Ups - were indeed revealed to be the Foo Fighters

Despite the lack of surprise, the one-hour set on Friday evening was the highlight of my seventh visit to Worthy Farm as the Foos were left simply no room for filler. 

Opening with All My Life, Grohl expertly navigated his way through the set via outright classics Learn To Fly, The Pretender, My Hero, Best Of You, and Everlong. 

The slower version of My Hero was the absolute height of my Festival - and for a very personal reason. 

Now, this edition of the Glastonbury was always going to be a pretty special one for me - having not been since 2017, I was desperate to go in what is my 40th year. 

Excitingly, in the ballot last October, I got a ticket - or, more accurately, I was part of a WhatsApp group all trying for tickets, of whom one man was successful for the rest of us. Thanks, Kieran. 

Thereafter, Jonathan worked out a route of six trains for me from my home town of Blaydon in Tyneside all the way to Bristol Temple Meads, via Hexham, Carlisle, Wigan North West, Birmingham New Street, and Cheltenham Spa. 

Remarkably, it worked out almost without a hitch except for an unscheduled change at Preston where my train from Carlisle abruptly terminated. Simply, though, I just had to board the service to Birmingham one stop early. 

In Bristol, I was offered an overnight flat by another lad Shing and stayed there with his mate Coops before catching the coach to the Festival on Thursday morning. 

With my beer and snacks brought onto site in ever-faithful John's campervan, it was all set up perfectly. In truth, though, a shadow hung over the whole journey. 

In March, a new reality had intervened after my dad was diagnosed with terminal cancer and renal failure, for which he needed dialysis to keep him alive. 

Then, on the very eve of the Festival, the hospital consultant advised that, due to the extent of the cancer, the dialysis was no longer effective. 

Devastatingly, my dad now had no further treatment available to him - and, suddenly, doubts inevitably crept in about the trip altogether. 

With the goodwill of my parents, I decided still to go but my thoughts were never far away from my dad. 

The lyrics by the Foo Fighters in My Hero read:
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary 

The tears flowed. Of course, the tears flowed - those lyrics spoke so close to me. 

My dad has never come across as being, or wanting to be, any more than an ordinary bloke living a quiet life, working hard and raising a family. He has deserved a far more fruitful retirement. 

At the same time, my dad has actually always been My Hero - and, after the toughest few months of my life, I will be very soon watching him as he goes.

That moment at Glastonbury was like no other. Already this has been a year like no other. 

Friday, 16 June 2023

Baz-ball faces its biggest Test of all in Ashes

A RESURGENT England team begin their quest to regain the Ashes today against the newly-crowned World Test champions Australia.

England have not held the Ashes for almost six years now with successive 4-0 thrashings in the 2017-18 and 2021-22 away series having sandwiched a 2-2 draw at home in 2019.

On the other hand, the last time that an Aussie team won an Ashes series on English soil outright was back in 2001, with four England victories and that draw in the intervening 22 years.

Nevertheless, only 14 months ago when Joe Root stepped down as captain, any chance of a competitive series this summer looked extremely slim.

England had departed Australia in January 2022 in a complete mess - and matters got worse again on the next tour against West Indies as Root's team collapsed to 120 all out in the third Test in Grenada to lose the series 1-0.

That defeat spelled the end for the Yorkshireman's difficult tenure as captain, and - without a skipper, head coach, chief selector or a managing director - England were frankly in complete disarray.

Suddenly, though, at the start of the summer of 2022, Baz-ball arrived.

Led by new head coach Brendan McCullum and his freshly-appointed, similarly-minded skipper Ben Stokes, England began to determine their own fate by attacking with the bat and setting aggressive fields.

Last summer, it felt like just about anything could be chased down in the fourth innings even though it is meant to be the toughest period to bat due to the wear of the pitch.

Indeed, England reached targets of 277, 299 and 296 against New Zealand, and 378 in the rearranged match against India, with a ridiculous amount of ease.

The good form continued into the winter as England toured Pakistan for the first time in 17 years - and, in less than three weeks, more than doubled their number of Test wins there in history.

A 3-0 series triumph featured yet more blistering batting, peaking at an average rate of 7.37 runs per over in the second innings of the first Test as England pushed for victory after the teams' first innings suggested a high-scoring draw was on the cards.

Further victories in Multan and Karachi meant that, having only ever previously recorded two Test wins in Pakistan in 1961 and 2000, Stokes's side had brought the total number of match triumphs by an England team there to five.

In fact, altogether, the hosts head into the Ashes with 10 wins in their last 12 Tests under Stokes and McCullum - a sequence which represents quite the turnaround after having tasted success in only one of their previous 17 under Root.

Certainly, though, Australia will be formidable opponents over the next six-and-a-bit weeks.

The Baggy Greens have only lost Test series against India since 2018, although there have been three such defeats, including a 2-1 home reverse in 2020-21 when an injury-ravaged Indian team recovered from being 1-0 down after the first match when they crumbled to 36 all out.

Nevertheless, earlier this month, the Aussies comfortably beat their bogey team in the World Test Championship final at the Oval after dominating from the very first ball - and, as such, will be as battle-hardened as touring sides get nowadays.

Meanwhile, England had the far easier task of beating a rather weak offering from Ireland which they did easily, despite fielding back-up bowler Matthew Potts and debutant Josh Tongue alongside Stuart Broad and Jack Leach.

Unsurprisingly, with the ailing Jofra Archer ruled out of the entire series, Ollie Robinson previously troubled by a sore ankle, and James Anderson turning 41 at the end of July, England did not want to risk causing further damage to their bowling options. 

On that matter, it was a perfect match for skipper Stokes. Still nursing a niggly knee injury, the 32-year-old remarkably became the first captain in Test history neither to bat, bowl, or keep wicket at any stage in the proceedings.

But then came the sort of news which England had been fearing. On 4 June, spinner Leach announced he was out of the whole Ashes series after sustaining a stress fracture to the lower back.

It is a real shame for Leach who had played in every Tests under McCullum and benefited from the greater confidence shown in his ability by Stokes compared to predecessor Root.

Moeen Ali has stepped into the breach and confidently asserted that Baz-ball will also suit his style.

"I spoke to Stokesy about how he talked to batters and there's no question marks over any shots you play; that gives me licence to play a few more rash shots I guess," said Moeen.

"Even with the ball, [Stokes is] more on the aggressive side. I know I go for runs but he knows there's also some wicket-taking deliveries in between, which is all he cares about really."

Nevertheless, the 35-year-old will still be under pressure to improve his distinctly average record against Australia which, even on home soil, reads 15 wickets in six matches at an average of 47.86.

By contrast, Aussie skipper Pat Cummins has an embarrassment of bowling riches at his disposal, including himself of course - to the extent that either Mitchell Starc or Josh Hazlewood will struggle to make the cut.

Instead, Cummins is likely to line-up alongside Starc or Hazlewood, experienced spinner Nathan Lyon, and medium-fast Scott Boland who was a remarkable find during the last Ashes series.

Boland might not have express pace but he looks perfect for classic English conditions favouring swing and seam.

Then again, Stokes has requested "fast, flat" pitches rather than traditional English green-tops with the aim of taking advantage of his side’s batting prowess.

But, while these surfaces have obvious benefits for performance with the bat, they will also make even the strongest bowling unit toil.

And, if England are weakened by further injuries on this front, there could be some particularly painful afternoon ahead this summer, watching the likes of Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne rack up the runs.

Now, regardless of all that, a fully-fit England team - at their Baz-ball best - is genuinely capable of blowing away even this talented Aussie outfit.

However, fears of an England implosion are never too far away - and, of all the Australian sides to visit these shores since the heydey of Steve Waugh, Shane Warne and Glenn McGrath, this particular squad appears to be best-placed to deliver that long-awaited away win.

Excitingly, if both teams play to their maximum, this really could be one of the all-time great Ashes series, akin to 2005.

But perhaps the biggest unknown is just how Baz-ball tactics stand up against an opponent who will simply refuse to take a backward step, especially as England appear to be vulnerable to a mid-series injury crisis. 


FIRST TEST 16 June-20 June
ENGLAND393-8dec & 273▪️ AUSTRALIA won by two wickets
Edgbaston
AUSTRALIA386 & 282-8
SECOND TEST 28-June-2 July
ENGLAND325 & 327▪️ AUSTRALIA won by 43 runs
Lord's
AUSTRALIA416 & 279
THIRD TEST 6 July-10 July
ENGLAND237 & 254-7▪️ ENGLAND won by three wickets
Headingley
AUSTRALIA263 & 224
FOURTH TEST 19 July-23 July
ENGLAND592▪️ DRAWN
Old Trafford
AUSTRALIA317 & 214-5
FIFTH TEST 27 July-31 July
ENGLAND283 & 395▪️ ENGLAND won by 49 runs
The Oval
AUSTRALIA295 & 334

SQUADS
ENGLAND  ▪️  Ben Stokes (c), Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Harry Brook, Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Dan Lawrence, Ollie Pope (wk), Matthew Potts, Ollie Robinson, Joe Root, Josh Tongue, Chris Woakes, Mark Wood

AUSTRALIA  ▪️  Pat Cummins (c), Scott Boland, Alex Carey (wk), Cameron Green, Marcus Harris, Josh Hazlewood, Travis Head, Josh Inglis (wk), Usman Khawaja, Marnus Labuschagne, Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Marsh, Todd Murphy, Jimmy Peirson (wk), Matt Renshaw, Steve Smith, Mitchell Starc, David Warner

Tuesday, 13 June 2023

The Season 2022/23 - Manchester City complete incredible Treble


MANCHESTER CITY completed a Champions League, Premier League and FA Cup treble after beating Internazionale 1-0 in the European Cup Final.

Rodri struck the only goal with a well-placed shot from the edge of the box midway through the second half as Pep Guardiola's men achieved true football greatness at the Ataturk Stadium in Istanbul.

The lead almost did not last long but somehow Federico Dimarco only managed to hit his own man Romelu Lukaku on the rebound from his own looping header onto the bar.

Then, in a nervy finish, the Blues were indebted to the positioning of their Brazilian goalkeeper Ederson when Lukaku astonishingly failed to convert a header from just six yards. 

Whether by luck or good judgement, the ball hit Ederson on the knee and stayed out of the net - and the keeper was soon called into more conventional action in stoppage time to tip over Alessandro Bastoni's header. 

But, after Inter could make nothing of one last corner, the most raucous ever Manchester City celebrations could finally begin. 

On the previous weekend, Ilkay Gundogan had got Guardiola's side off to an ideal start in the FA Cup Final by scoring the fastest ever goal in the history of the Wembley showpiece with a beautiful volley after just 12 seconds.

Bruno Fernandes equalised from the penalty spot for Manchester United but Gundogan struck another volley early in the second half - and even had the ball in the net for a third time, only for it to be ruled offside. 

Man City survived a late scare when goalkeeper Stefan Ortega scrambled Raphael Varane's scrappy effort onto the bar - but overall the blue half of Manchester fully deserved to complete the second part of the trilogy against their bitter cross-city rivals. 

Earlier, a seventh Premier League title - and ninth top division title overall - landed at the Etihad Stadium as Man City overtook long-time leaders Arsenal during the run-in.

The Gunners led the league for 248 days - but the dropped points in draws against West Ham United, Liverpool and Southampton, and in defeats to Man City and Nottingham Forest, meant Mikel Arteta's men had to settle for a runners-up spot.

Erik Ten Haag provided Man United supporters with some encouragement in his debut season at Old Trafford by finishing in third place and winning the Carabao Cup Final.

In both endeavours, the Red Devils got the better of Newcastle United. Nevertheless, the Magpies still enjoyed an excellent first full campaign on Tyneside under Eddie Howe to finish fourth and qualify for the Champions League for the first time in 20 years.

That meant the late-season seven-match winning run from Liverpool was all in vain and the Reds must make-do with the Europa League in 2023-24.

While that has come across as a disappointment to Jurgen Klopp's men, sixth place for Brighton & Hove Albion represents a first foray into European competition in the club's history.

Not even the disruption of losing Graham Potter to Chelsea in September could derail the Seagulls as his replacement Roberto De Zerbi proved an astute appointment.

Italian De Zerbi actually introduced a more attacking style of play and it paid off as Brighton combined their league form with a run to the FA Cup semi finals.

The last league-based European spot went to seventh-placed Aston Villa who will wonder what might have been if they had started the season under Unai Emery and not Steven Gerrard who struggled for much of his tenure. 

Emery eventually delivered a Europa Conference League spot to the Villains, which will be the first European football at Villa Park for 13 years. 

By contrast, Tottenham Hotspur in eighth missed out altogether for the first time in 15 years after an already abject season completely fell apart in the closing stages.

Spurs reached their nadir when 5-0 down against Newcastle in just 21 minutes in an extraordinary collapse which cost caretaker Cristian Stellini his job.

Stellini himself had replaced Antonio Conte after the multiple champion had delivered a spectacular rant against the club's ownership and "selfish" players - and the season ended with another messy, as of yet unresolved, search for a new head coach. 

Remarkably, Chelsea fared worse still - and, having started the season with Thomas Tuchel, they finished it in 12th with Frank Lampard for their lowest league placing since 1993-94. 

The Blues even fell short of matching fellow west London sides, Brentford and Fulham, who were ninth and 10th respectively - and in fact finished above only one other team from the capital, West Ham.

The Hammers, though, can at least more than console themselves with a first major trophy in 43 years - and their first European silverware since Sir Bobby Moore lifted the Cup Winners Cup in 1965. 

Jarrod Bowen was the hero of the night for David Moyes's men in Prague, striding past the Fiorentina offside trap and keeping his cool in the 90th minute to make it 2-1.

As such, West Ham will also take part in the Europa League next season, meaning that the Premier League boasts an impressive eight teams in UEFA competitions in 2023-24.

At the bottom, season-long strugglers Southampton meekly slumped out of the top flight after an 11-year sojourn, and the south coast club were joined by Leeds United and Leicester City. 

Leeds had turned to Sam Allardyce in a bid to rescue their Premier League status - but, unsurprisingly, the tiresome dinosaur failed to get anywhere near to sorting out the Whites defence and took just one point out of 12. 

The biggest casualties of the season, though, were undoubtedly Leicester City after Dean Smith was unable to get the Foxes out of the terrible funk which they had fallen into under predecessor Brendan Rodgers.

Bizarrely, Smith played for a point away at Newcastle in their penultimate match, a result which took the fate of his side out of their hands - and it ultimately it proved costly as Everton escaped again on the last day by beating Bournemouth at home. 

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Elsewhere, in English football, this season was the first occurrence of all three of the Football League Playoff Finals needing at least extra time for an outcome.

Two of them, in fact, needed penalties as Luton Town became the 51st club to be represented in the Premier League era by beating Coventry City from 12 yards to return to the top flight after a 32-year absence.

Dan Potts scored the decisive kick for the Hatters - and left them with plenty of work to do over the summer just to ensure their rather ramshackle Kenilworth Road ground meets Premier League standards. 

In League One, Sheffield Wednesday endured perhaps the most torturous post-season adventure ever.

Thrashed 4-0 in the first leg of the semi final by Peterborough United, the Owls' hopes looked over - but the Yorkshire club staged an amazing comeback in the second leg to equalise.

Even then, in extra time in the second leg, Posh regained a 5-4 lead and Wednesday had to equalise again ahead of victory on penalties. 

In the Final, Wednesday held the upper hand for most of the match with south Yorkshire rivals Barnsley reduced to 10 men early in the second half. 

However, it took until the third minute of stoppage time in extra time - and effectively the last touch of the game - for Josh Windass to make the breakthrough with a fantastic diving header. 

Carlisle United also won under the Wembley Arch in League Two as the Cumbrians held their nerve to beat Stockport County on spot-kicks after narrowly getting the better of Bradford City in the semi finals.

Victory means Paul Simpson's side will play in the third tier for the first time in 10 years while Stockport County must try again in the bottom tier having also missed out on automatic promotion on the last day of the regular season. 

Finally, in the National League, Notts County's effort of 107 points in the regular season did not go to waste - but, after Wrexham had taken the only automatic place on 111 points, the Magpies needed to negotiate the playoffs. 

It almost went wrong in the semi finals against against Boreham Wood - but Notts recovered to win 3-2 in extra time before scraping past East Midlands rivals Chesterfield on penalties in the Final.

As a result, Notts County once again can proudly claim ownership of being the oldest club in the Football League. 

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(1) MANCHESTER CITY
W28 D5 L5 F94 A33 +61 Pts 89

Manager Pep Guardiola (since July 2016)
FA Cup Winners League Cup Quarter finals Champions League Winners
Top scorer Erling Haaland (36) Clean sheets 13 Failed to score 3

(2) ARSENAL W26 D6 L6 F88 A3 +45 Pts 84
Manager Mikel Arteta (since December 2019)
FA Cup Fourth round League Cup Third round Europa League Last 16
Top scorers Gabriel Martinelli, Martin Odegaard (15) Clean sheets 14 Failed to score 4

(3) MANCHESTER UNITED W23 D6 L9 F58 A43 +15 Pts 75
Manager Erik ten Hag (since May 2022)
FA Cup Runners-up League Cup Winners Europa League Quarter finals
Top scorer Marcus Rashford (17) Clean sheets 17 Failed to score 7

(4) NEWCASTLE UNITED W19 D14 L5 F68 A33 +35 Pts 71
Manager Eddie Howe (since November 2021)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Runners-up
Top scorer Callum Wilson (18) Clean sheets 14 Failed to score 11

(5) LIVERPOOL W19 D10 L10 F75 A47 +28 Pts 67
Manager Jürgen Klopp (since October 2015)
FA Cup Fourth round League Cup Fourth round Champions League Last 16
Top scorer Mohamed Salah (19) Clean sheets 14 Failed to score 8

(6) BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION W18 D8 L12 F72 A53 +19 Pts 62
Managers Roberto De Zerbi (since September 2022); Graham Potter (until September 2022)
FA Cup Semi finals League Cup Fourth round
Top scorer Alexis MacAllister (10) Clean sheets 12 Failed to score 5

(7) ASTON VILLA W18 D7 L13 F51 A46 +5 Pts 61
Managers Unai Emery (since November 2022); Steven Gerrard (until October 2022)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Third round
Top scorer Ollie Watkins (15) Clean sheets 12 Failed to score 8

(8) TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR W18 D6 L14 F70 A63 +7 Pts 60
Managers Ange Postecoglou (since June 2023); Antonio Conte (until March 2023), Cristian Stellini (interim, until April 2023), Ryan Mason (interim, until May 2023)
FA Cup Fifth round League Cup Third round Champions League Last 16
Top scorer Harry Kane (30) Clean sheets 10 Failed to score 4

(9) BRENTFORD W15 D14 L9 F58 A46 +12 Pts 59
Manager Thomas Frank (since October 2018)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Third round
Top scorer Ivan Toney (20) Clean sheets 12 Failed to score 9

(10) FULHAM W15 D7 L16 F55 A53 +2 Pts 52
Manager Marco Silva (since July 2021)
FA Cup Quarter finals League Cup Second round
Top scorer Aleksandar Mitrovic (14) Clean sheets 9 Failed to score 9

(11) CRYSTAL PALACE W11 D12 L15 F40 A49 -9 Pts 45
Managers Roy Hodgson (since March 2023); Patrick Vieira (until March 2023)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Third round
Top scorer Eberechi Eze (10) Clean sheets 9 Failed to score 16

(12) CHELSEA W11 D11 L16 F38 A47 -9 Pts 44
Managers Mauricio Pochettino (since May 2023); Thomas Tuchel (until September 2022), Graham Potter (until April 2023), Frank Lampard (until May 2023)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Third round Champions League Quarter finals
Top scorer Kai Havertz (7) Clean sheets 10 Failed to score 14

(13) WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS W11 D8 L19 F31 A58 -27 Pts 41
Managers Julen Lopetegui (since November 2022); Bruno Lage (until October 2022)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Quarter finals
Top scorers Ruben Neves, Daniel Podence (6) Clean sheets 11 Failed to score 15

(14) WEST HAM UNITED W11 D7 L20 F42 A55 -13 Pts 40
Manager David Moyes (since December 2019)
FA Cup Fifth round League Cup Third round Europa Conference Winners
Top scorer Said Benrahma (6) Clean sheets 9 Failed to score 13

(15) AFC BOURNEMOUTH W11 D6 L21 F37 A71 -34 Pts 39
Managers Gary O'Neil (since August 2022); Scott Parker (until August 2022)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Fourth round
Top scorer Philip Billing (7) Clean sheets 8 Failed to score 18

(16) NOTTINGHAM FOREST W9 D11 L18 F38 A68 -30 Pts 38
Manager Steve Cooper (since September 2021)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Semi finals
Top scorer Taiwo Awoniyi (10) Clean sheets 7 Failed to score 12

(17) EVERTON W8 D12 L18 F34 A57 -23 Pts 36
Managers Sean Dyche (since January 2023); Frank Lampard (until January 2023)
FA Cup Third round League Cup Third round
Top scorer Dwight McNeil (7) Clean sheets 9 Failed to score 14

(18) LEICESTER CITY W9 D7 L22 F51 A68 -17 Pts 34
Managers Vacant; Brendan Rodgers (until April 2023), Dean Smith (until May 2023)
FA Cup Fifth round League Cup Quarter finals
Top scorer Harvey Barnes (13) Clean sheets 7 Failed to score 12

(19) LEEDS UNITED W7 D10 L21 F48 A78 -30 Pts 31
Managers Vacant; Jesse Marsch (until February 2023), Javi Gracia (until May 2023), Sam Allardyce (until June 2023)
FA Cup Fifth round League Cup Third round
Top scorer Rodrigo (13) Clean sheets 5 Failed to score 10

(20) SOUTHAMPTON W6 D7 L25 F36 A73 -37 Pts 25
Managers Vacant; Ralph Hasenhüttl (until November 2022), Nathan Jones (until February 2023), Rubén Sellés (until May 2023)
FA Cup Fifth round League Cup Semi finals
Top scorers James Ward-Prowse (9) Clean sheets 4 Failed to score 15

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ROLL OF HONOUR 2022-23

ENGLAND
Premier League
ChampionsManchester City
Runners-upArsenal
Champions LeagueManchester United (3rd), Newcastle United (4th)
Europa LeagueLiverpool (5th), Brighton & Hove Albion (6th)
Europa ConferenceAston Villa (7th)
RelegationLeicester City, Leeds United, Southampton

Championship
ChampionsBurnley
Runners-upSheffield United
Playoff winnersLuton Town (won 6-5 on penalties against Coventry City following 1-1 aet)
RelegationReading, Blackpool, Wigan Athletic

League One
ChampionsPlymouth Argyle
Runners-upIpswich Town
Playoff winnersSheffield Wednesday (won 1-0 against Barnsley, after extra time)
RelegationMilton Keynes Dons, Morecambe, Accrington Stanley, Forest Green Rovers

League Two
ChampionsLeyton Orient
Runners-upStevenage
Also promotedNorthampton Town
Playoff winnersCarlisle United (won 5-4 on penalties against Stockport County following 1-1 aet)
RelegationHartlepool United, Rochdale

National League Premier
ChampionsWrexham
Playoff winnersNotts County (won 4-3 on penalties against Chesterfield following 2-2 aet)
RelegationTorquay United, Yeovil Town, Scunthorpe United, Maidstone United

National League North
ChampionsAFC Fylde
Playoff winnersKidderminster Harriers (won 2-0 against Brackley Town)
RelegationKettering Town, Leamington, Bradford (Park Avenue), AFC Telford United

National League South
ChampionsEbbsfleet United
Playoff winnersOxford City (won 4-0 against St Albans City)
RelegationDulwich Hamlet, Concord Rangers, Cheshunt, Hungerford Town

Domestic Cup Finals
FA Cup FinalManchester City 2-1 Manchester United
League Cup FinalManchester United 2-0 Newcastle United
FA Community ShieldLiverpool 3-1 Manchester City
EFL TrophyBolton Wanderers 4-0 Plymouth Argyle
FA TrophyHalifax Town 1-0 Gateshead
FA VaseAscot United 1-0 Newport Pagnell Town

SCOTLAND
Premiership
ChampionsCeltic
Runners-upRangers
Europa LeagueAberdeen (3rd)
Europa ConferenceHearts (4th), Hibernian (5th)
RelegationDundee United

Championship
ChampionsDundee
Runners-upAyr United (not promoted)
RelegationHamilton Academical, Cove Rangers

League One
ChampionsDunfermline Athletic
Runners-upFalkirk (not promoted)
Playoff winners

Airdrieonians (won 6-5 on penalties, after 2-2 on agg, v Hamilton Academical
(1-0h, 1-2a aet))
RelegationClyde, Peterhead

League Two
ChampionsStirling Albion
Runners-upDumbarton (not promoted)
Playoff winnersAnnan Athletic (won 5-2 on aggregate v Clyde (3-1h, 2-1a))
RelegationAlbion Rovers (lost 1-2 on aggregate v The Spartans (1-1h, 1-0a))

Domestic Cup Finals
FA Cup FinalCeltic 3-1 Inverness Caledonian Thistle
League Cup FinalCeltic 2-1 Rangers
Challenge Cup FinalHamilton Academical 1-0 Raith Rovers

WALES
Welsh Premier League
ChampionsThe New Saints
Europa ConferenceConnah's Quay Nomads (2nd), Penybont (3rd), Haverfordwest County (playoffs)
RelegationFlint Town United, Airbus UK Broughton

Welsh Cup Finals

FA Cup FinalThe New Saints 6-0 Bala Town
League Cup Final

Bala Town 0-0 Connah's Quay Nomads, after extra time
Bala Town won 4-3 on penalties

NORTHERN IRELAND
Irish Premiership
ChampionsLarne
Europa ConferenceLinfield (2nd), Crusaders (cup winners), Glentoran (playoff winners)
RelegationPortadown

Irish Cup Finals

IFA Cup FinalCrusaders 4-0 Ballymena United
League Cup FinalLinfield 2-0 Coleraine

EUROPE
UEFA Finals
Champions LeagueManchester City (Eng) 1-0 Internazionale (Ita) 
Europa LeagueSevilla (Spa) 1-1 Roma (Ita), after extra time. Sevilla won 4-1 on penalties.
Europa ConferenceWest Ham United (Eng) 2-1 Fiorentina (Ita)
Super CupReal Madrid (Spa) 2-0 Eintracht Frankfurt (Ger)

Major European league champions
SpainBarcelona
ItalyNapoli
GermanyBayern Munich
France Paris Saint-Germain
PortugalBenfica
NetherlandsFeyenoord
BelgiumRoyal Antwerp
GreeceAEK Athens
TurkeyGalatasaray