Friday 30 January 2015

11* prime reasons to see the Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time


2 FAITHFUL TO THE BOOK
The script in Simon Stephens' play adaptation was almost entirely faithful to Mark Haddon's award-winning book, an important aspect given the unique nature of the narration from 15-year-old protagonist Christopher John Francis Boone. The narration from the lead character is very precise with matters both relevant and seemingly largely irrelevant described in great detail. Without giving too much away, Christopher is an autistic mathematics genius who notices patterns, especially in numbers. He also seemingly has a photographic memory, can recall whole conversations to the word, and lives his life in a solely logical and fundamentally truthful manner.
However, his self-admitted "behavioural difficulties" mean he finds it difficult to mix socially - he cannot eat a plate of food if the broccoli and baked beans are touching, or use a toilet if a stranger has previously been in it. He cannot understand metaphors at all and has little ability to use "white lies" to keep himself out of trouble. Consequently, even the most unremarkable situations can become extraordinarily difficult, something which the play demonstrated over and over again by keeping the narrative pretty much exactly as it was originally written, f-word and all.

3 TECHNICAL BRILLIANCE
Equally as brilliant as the acting and the narrative was the technical output - aided by the intentional decision not to change the physical background throughout the whole of the play. Instead, against grid walls and a grid floor similar to squared paper in maths exercise books, excellent use of lighting marked scene changes with each square in the grid able to light individually or, as often was the case, in a pattern.
In representation of Christopher's horribly confused state of mind when faced with an overload of information, streams of letters and words would flash rapidly across the walls. But - at other times when Christopher was feeling calmer and able to think logically - star constellations, diagrams, maps and mathematical puzzles would appear or be scrawled across the walls in an additional device to explain the narrative. It was all magnificently innovative and quite fascinating in itself to watch.

5 RELEVANT STUDY THEMES
Author Haddon has mixed feelings that The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time has become a set text, studied by schoolchildren and used for professional purposes by policemen and social workers. In June 2012, he wrote on his blog: "I'm a little uneasy when, as occasionally happens, it is used as a textbook, and handed to policemen or social workers to give them some insight into the behaviour of people they might come across in their professional lives."
This is understandable on the author's part - it was, after all, written by him purely as a novel, and nothing more. And yet, within the conversations in his narrative, Haddon so naturally incorporates the raw emotions of two big themes - family breakdown and disability discrimination - that the next generation would be missing out on their own development if there were simply no analysis whatsoever. If nothing else, though, it was wonderful to see that a couple of school trips were clearly as absorbed in what was an impressive, heart-tugging adaptation.

7 THE BEST OF BRITISH HUMOUR
On a lighter note, it is clear that The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time is a British book, simply from its intentionally understated humour, drawn largely from Christopher's inability to understand or cope with everyday social situations. Often his lack of comprehension is greeted with a disbelieving expletive - "Holy fucking Jesus, Christopher. How stupid are you?" - but, sometimes even more cruelly, he receives a response dripping in sarcasm. Of course, as the sarcasm cannot be taken literally and Christopher is only able to understand logic, this does nothing more than serve to confuse him further with the potential for still more misunderstandings.

11 ALL-ROUND PACKAGE AND REPUTATION
Clearly from the outset, the performance at the Theatre Royal of Simon Stephens' stage adaptation of The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time was not going to be a dud. As a winner of seven Olivier awards in 2013 from its highly-acclaimed West End run in London, the arrival of this play in the north east was much-anticipated - although that is, of course, no complete guarantee of a good showing.
Thankfully, though, it fully lived up to its fine reputation, staying faithful to a thoughtful, quirky and gladdening tale, and providing two-and-a-half hours of truly great entertainment.

Limited tickets are still available at the Newcastle Theatre Royal here or by calling the Box Office on 08448 112121.

*“Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.”
Christopher Boone,The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time

Monday 26 January 2015

The boobs are back - but for how much longer?

THE DEMISE of the Page 3 model in the Sun newspaper last week was greatly exaggerated with the tabloid defiantly printing the photo of a topless young lady in its Thursday edition.

Campaigners in the No More Page 3 pressure group had tentatively celebrated victory last Tuesday after even the Sun's sister paper the Times suggested the 44-year Page 3 era was finally over.

However, it now appears to be the case that the whole thing was a bit of a publicity stunt, something which the Sun itself was not too sheepish in pointing out.

"Further to recent reports in all other media outlets, we would like to clarify that this is Page 3 and this is a [topless] picture of Nicole, 22, from Bournemouth," it said.

"We would like to apologise on behalf of the print and broadcast journalists who have spent the last two days talking and writing about us."

But it would be a surprise if this was the final chapter in this particular story.

Rumours that Page 3 was on its last legs began circulating as early as February 2013 when the newspaper's proprietor Rupert Murdoch dropped hints of a different direction on Twitter.

Later that year, in August, The Sun’s Irish edition dropped topless Page 3 pictures, with Dublin-based editor Paul Clarkson citing “cultural differences”.

Then, last September, the surest signs yet of a change of mindset came when Mr Murdoch pondered: "Aren't beautiful young women more attractive in at least some fashionable clothes?"

By the middle of this month, the Sun seemed to be following their owner's lead - or, more likely, his direct orders - with the topless model missing from three consecutive editions.

And indeed, the feeling remains that, despite the triumphant return of the feature last Thursday, this may well yet be a short-lived stay of execution.

Not that any final decision will be the result of pressure from the No More Page 3 campaigners.

Rather, octogenarian Mr Murdoch will decide the fate of Page 3 on the basis of a hardened commercial calculation with the increasingly raunchy celebrity world seemingly helping him make his mind up.

His latest tweet said yesterday: "Worry not, The Sun will always have great looking women - and men!"

Noticeably, though, this again does not stipulate that they will necessarily be topless.

Time has, indeed, moved on. Back in the 1980s and 1990s, some of the Sun's Page 3 girls ended up being bona fide celebrities in their own right.

Nowadays, that does not really happen anymore - and it is fair to say, at best, the feature seems dated.

To its worst critics of course, Page 3 has always been totally incongruous with the Sun's self-proclamation of being a "family" newspaper.

But it would potentially be the start of a very dangerous game if any government were ever to legislate control over what any newspaper printed simply on grounds of taste and decency.

And so, for now, boosted by a big wave of somewhat self-made publicity, it is no surprise to see the boobs are back.

And that, while you can't see tits on the radio, you can still see them on page three of the country's best-selling daily newspaper.

Saturday 17 January 2015

Yet another African Cup of Nations

THE fourth African Cup of Nations in just six seasons begins later today with replacement hosts Equatorial Guinea taking on Congo in Bata.

Yet, already - as that introductory paragraph suggests - this 30th edition of the tournament has endured a torrid build-up.

Original hosts Morocco first asked for a postponement until 2016, citing fears over the Ebola outbreak in west Africa. But, once the Confederation of African Football (CAF) stood firm, the North Africans pulled out altogether.

This was despite the fact that the Moroccan city of Casablanca had hosted Guinea's successful qualification campaign because the threat of Ebola meant the Guineans could not play at home.

Morocco's contradictory position therefore looks decidedly odd. It is nothing, though, compared to the subsequent illogical move by CAF to bestow hosting rights on Equatorial Guinea.

After all, the tiny central African country had been disqualified last July for fielding an ineligible player in a qualifying match. Now, bizarrely, they have qualified for the finals automatically as hosts.

Usefully at least, it is not a new role for Equatorial Guinea to take on. They were, in fact, hosts as recently as 2012 - but, back then, they shared the burden of the duties with neighbouring Gabon and only used their two biggest cities, Bata and Malabo.

This time, Mongomo and Ebebiyin - two outposts even by Equatoguinean standards - will also be responsible for overseeing the progress of part of the group phase as well as hosting a quarter final each.

Unsurprisingly, the short notice given to the two venues has resulted in concerns over infrastructure and security.

Additional fears that even the 5,000-capacity stadium in Ebebiyin will not be filled has led to the country's president Teodoro Obiang Nguema to pay for 40,000 tickets for fans to attend for free.

Of course, by "president", think instead of an oil-rich dictator who has been in power since 1979 and whose human rights abuses have been well-documented by advocacy agencies.

Suddenly, as cynical as it sounds, the CAF decision begins to make some sort of sense.

Seemingly driven by greed at the best of times - why else stage the Cup of Nations so often? - these were actually the worst of times for the organisation.

Their centrepiece tournament - older than the European Championships by three years - was hanging by a thread. It is no wonder that it went to the highest bidder.

And so, regardless of what happens over the next month in Equatorial Guinea, there will be a real sense of unease as to how this championship has still gone ahead.

Maybe, by asking for a postponement, Morocco had the right idea after all.

FULL AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS 2015 FIXTURES
GROUP A
DateVenue
Sat 17 Jan, 16:00EQUATORIAL GUINEA 1-1 CONGOBata
Sat 17 Jan, 19:00BURKINA FASO 0-2 GABONBata
Wed 21 Jan, 16:00EQUATORIAL GUINEA 0-0 BURKINA FASOBata
Wed 21 Jan, 19:00GABON 0-1 CONGOBata
Sun 25 Jan, 18:00GABON 0-2 EQUATORIAL GUINEABata
Sun 25 Jan, 18:00CONGO 2-1 BURKINA FASOEbebiyin

Group A TableWDLFAPts
(Q) CONGO210427
(Q) EQUATORIAL GUINEA120315
GABON102233
BURKINA FASO012141

GROUP B
DateVenue
Sun 18 Jan, 16:00ZAMBIA 1-1 CONGO DREbebiyin
Sun 18 Jan, 19:00TUNISIA 1-1 CAPE VERDEEbebiyin
Thu 22 Jan, 16:00ZAMBIA 1-2 TUNISIAEbebiyin
Thu 22 Jan, 19:00CAPE VERDE 0-0 CONGO DREbebiyin
Mon 26 Jan, 18:00CAPE VERDE 0-0 ZAMBIAEbebiyin
Mon 26 Jan, 18:00CONGO DR 1-1 TUNISIABata

Group B TableWDLFAPts
(Q) TUNISIA120435
(Q) CONGO DR030223
CAPE VERDE030113
ZAMBIA021232

GROUP C
DateVenue
Mon 19 Jan, 16:00GHANA 1-2 SENEGALMongomo
Mon 19 Jan, 19:00ALGERIA 3-1 SOUTH AFRICAMongomo
Fri 23 Jan, 16:00GHANA 1-0 ALGERIAMongomo
Fri 23 Jan, 19:00SOUTH AFRICA 1-1 SENEGALMongomo
Tue 27 Jan, 18:00SOUTH AFRICA 1-2 GHANAMongomo
Tue 27 Jan, 18:00SENEGAL 0-2 ALGERIAMalabo

Group C Table WDLFAPts
(Q) GHANA201436
(Q) ALGERIA201526
SENEGAL111344
SOUTH AFRICA012361
Note: Ghana qualify ahead of Algeria on head-to-head basis (Ghana 1-0 Algeria)

GROUP D
DateVenue
Tue 20 Jan, 16:00IVORY COAST 1-1 GUINEAMalabo
Tue 20 Jan, 19:00MALI 1-1 CAMEROONMalabo
Sat 24 Jan, 16:00IVORY COAST 1-1 MALIMalabo
Sat 24 Jan, 19:00CAMEROON 1-1 GUINEAMalabo
Wed 28 Jan, 18:00CAMEROON 0-1 IVORY COASTMalabo
Wed 28 Jan, 18:00GUINEA 1-1 MALIMongomo

Group D TableWDLFAPts
(Q) IVORY COAST120325
(Q) GUINEA030333
MALI030333
CAMEROON021232
Note: Guinea placed ahead of Mali after a drawing of lots

QUARTER FINALS
DateVenue
Sat 31 Jan, 16:00CONGO 2-4 DR CONGOBata
Sat 31 Jan, 19:30TUNISIA 1-2 aet EQUATORIAL GUINEABata
Sun 1 Feb, 16:00GHANA 3-0 GUINEAMalabo
Sun 1 Feb, 19:30IVORY COAST 3-1 ALGERIAMalabo

SEMI FINALS
DateVenue
Wed 4 Feb, 19:00DR CONGO v IVORY COASTBata
Thu 5 Feb, 19:00GHANA v EQUATORIAL GUINEAMalabo

THIRD-PLACED PLAYOFF
DateVenue
Sat 7 Feb, 16:00SF LOSER 1 v SF LOSER 2Malabo

FINAL
DateVenue
Sun 8 Feb, 19:00SF WINNER 1 v SF WINNER 2Bata

TELEVISION COVERAGE
Eurosport has live coverage of all of the matches. ITV4 will show seven matches - one each from the four groups, both semi finals and the Final. ITV4 also has nightly highlights.

Friday 2 January 2015

FA Cup Third Round: Gateshead end a 60-year wait

GATESHEAD will bring to an end a 60-year wait tomorrow when they take their place in the FA Cup Third Round against West Bromwich Albion.

The Heed last played at this stage of the world's oldest knockout cup competition in 1955 when they were beaten 2-0 by Tottenham Hotspur in front of over 19,000 at Redheugh Park.

A couple of years earlier, Gateshead had been as far as the quarter finals, beating Liverpool 1-0 in the third round on the way to defeat to Bolton Wanderers by the same score in the last eight.

But, ever since, the FA Cup has been a source of frustration for the Tynesiders with second round exits coming in 1961, 1962, 1963, 1965, 1974, 1975, 2000, and 2011.

Current manager Gary Mills knows just how much the visit to the Hawthorns will mean for the Heed's long-suffering fans.

Mills, a European Cup winner under Brian Clough at Nottingham Forest, said: “This is what I’ve come to this club for.

"The supporters deserve to be going to places like the Hawthorns and Wembley – I want people to get pride and enjoyment out of supporting Gateshead.

“I don’t want Gateshead to be going to smaller grounds, and lesser leagues - and I think that the mindset of everyone at the club is that we – as a football club – deserve to be going to the Hawthorns after what we’ve done in the past 12 months.

“After all of the hard work, and the foundations we have laid, you reap the rewards by going to places like this.”

But, hopefully, the Heed will not be heading to West Brom just for a grand day out.

For, while 86 league places separate the two teams at kick-off, the Baggies have hardly been in sterling form in the Premier League this season.

Just four league wins have left the Midlands club in 17th place, one point outside of the relegation zone, a position which has prompted trigger-happy chairman Jeremy Peace to make yet another change at the top.

In has come former Stoke City and Crystal Palace boss Tony Pulis as the Baggies' fourth permanent head coach since Roy Hodgson left for England in May 2012.

And, while West Brom might therefore enjoy the so-called "new manager bounce", Heed's perspective must be to take advantage of yet more upheaval at the Hawthorns.

Of course, fellow north east non-leaguers Blyth Spartans have a slightly better recent Cup reputation than the Heed, having reached the fifth round in 1978 before bowing out to Wrexham in a replay held at St James Park.

Spartans also reached the third round in 1972 and in 2009 - when they lost 1-0 at home to Blackburn Rovers in front of the television cameras.

But, while the television companies have eschewed tomorrow's third round tie at home to Birmingham City, BBC Football Focus and Radio Five Live sport have confirmed they will be basing their respective broadcasts at Croft Park.

Live television coverage instead has gone, somewhat disappointingly, to two of the four all-Premier League ties.

Yes, Arsenal v Hull City is an immediate repeat of last May's entertaining FA Cup Final - but the tie has a clear favourite. Meanwhile, there is very little romance about Everton v West Ham United.

Indeed, out of the five non league teams left in the competition, only Dover Athletic have landed live match coverage as they host Premier League strugglers Crystal Palace.

Thankfully, a couple of the other television ties have also captured the essence of the magic of the Cup.

On Sunday, Yeovil Town - bottom of League One - face 11-time winners Manchester United for just the third time in their history, the previous two meetings having ended 3-0 and 8-0 to the Red Devils.

Then, on Monday, Liverpool travel to AFC Wimbledon in a match sure to evoke memories of the famous 1988 Final.

Even back then, when Wimbledon were a top division club, the tie was a David v Goliath encounter with the unfashionable south London club taking on the dominant force of the decade.

However, a Dave Beasant penalty save - the first such occurrence in Wembley Cup Final history - and a Lawrie Sanchez flicked header meant the underdogs came out on top.

Or, as BBC commentator John Motson memorably put it: "The Crazy Gang have beaten the Culture club!"

It is a quote which, even 27 years on, can be recalled - which tells you all you need to know about the FA Cup.

This is the big weekend of the upset - where the non-leaguers pit their wits and skill against some of the country's best.

Hopefully, if nowhere else, a little bit of FA Cup magic has been sprinkled over the Hawthorns for Gary Mills' passionate Heed Army supporters. Could 60 years of missing out be brought to an end in style?

FA CUP THIRD ROUND NON-LEAGUE TEAMS IN GREEN

Friday 2 January

19:45CARDIFF CITY3-1COLCHESTER UNITED





Saturday 3 January

15:00BARNSLEY0-2MIDDLESBROUGH
15:00BLYTH SPARTANS2-3BIRMINGHAM CITY
15:00BOLTON WANDERERS1-0WIGAN ATHLETIC
15:00BRENTFORD0-2BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION
15:00CAMBRIDGE UNITED2-1LUTON TOWN
15:00CHARLTON ATHLETIC1-2BLACKBURN ROVERS
15:00DERBY COUNTY1-0SOUTHPORT
15:00DONCASTER ROVERS1-1BRISTOL CITY
15:00FULHAM0-0WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS
15:00HUDDERSFIELD TOWN0-1READING
15:00LEICESTER CITY1-0NEWCASTLE UNITED
15:00MILLWALL3-3BRADFORD CITY
15:00PRESTON NORTH END2-0NORWICH CITY
15:00ROCHDALE1-0NOTTINGHAM FOREST
15:00ROTHERHAM UNITED1-5BOURNEMOUTH
15:00TRANMERE ROVERS2-6SWANSEA CITY
15:00WEST BROMWICH ALBION7-0GATESHEAD





Sunday 4 January

13:00DOVER ATHLETIC0-4CRYSTAL PALACE
13:00QUEENS PARK RANGERS0-3SHEFFIELD UNITED
13:00SUNDERLAND1-0LEEDS UNITED
15:00ASTON VILLA1-0BLACKPOOL
15:00MANCHESTER CITY2-1SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY
15:00SOUTHAMPTON1-1IPSWICH TOWN
15:00STOKE CITY3-1WREXHAM
15:30YEOVIL TOWN0-2MANCHESTER UNITED
16:00CHELSEA3-0WATFORD
17:30ARSENAL2-0HULL CITY





Monday 5 January

19:45BURNLEY1-1TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
19:55AFC WIMBLEDON1-2LIVERPOOL





Tuesday 6 January

19:45EVERTON1-1WEST HAM UNITED
19:45SCUNTHORPE UNITED2-2CHESTERFIELD

ON THE BOX
Friday 2 January
BBC WALES Cardiff City v Colchester United
Sunday 4 January
BT SPORT 1 Dover Athletic v Crystal Palace
BT SPORT 1 Yeovil Town v Manchester United
BBC1 Arsenal v Hull City
Monday 5 January
BBC1 AFC Wimbledon v Liverpool
Tuesday 6 January
BT SPORT 1 Everton v West Ham United


FA Cup Fourth Round Draw  
Ties to be played w/e 24-25 January

Southampton or Ipswich Town v Crystal Palace
Cambridge United v Manchester United
Blackburn Rovers v Swansea City
Chelsea v Millwall or Bradford City
Derby County v Scunthorpe United or Chesterfield
Preston North End v Sheffield United
Birmingham City v West Bromwich Albion
Aston Villa v AFC Bournemouth
Cardiff City v Reading
Liverpool v Bolton Wanderers
Burnley or Tottenham Hotspur v Leicester City
Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal
Rochdale v Stoke City
Sunderland v Fulham or Wolverhampton Wanderers
Doncaster Rovers or Bristol City v Everton or West Ham United
Manchester City v Middlesbrough